Thread of Negativity and General 'Aw Crap'

[Spazzola]

Had some scaling on my left cheek, dermatologist had no idea what it was and gave me some cream to hopefully clear it up. The scaling has cleared up a bit, but I now have a lump growing there. Hopefully it's a headless pimple and not a reaction or something.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Cut it open.

[Stevorooni]

That's your solution to everything.

[Second]

Wait, is that who I think it is in the background?

Yes, it is. It's the reason why I'm actually going to see the movie now.

[Xanafalgue]

My friend says he is going to be in a movie and I am soooo jealous! Tbh I'm jealous because actors get to enjoy that cool table with all the food and drinks and stuff on it. FOR FREE!

*takes acting lessons*

*ends up doing cat food commercials*

[Stevorooni]

Hopefully you get to play the cat.

[Xanafalgue]

I've always wanted SIX TITS :O

[Stevorooni]

Go for it, it's meow or never.

[Surgeon.]

Go for it, it's meow or never.

classicstevo.jpg

[Xanafalgue]

Go for it, it's meow or never.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/119y0zc_2.gif

[Stevorooni]

Oh that's just purrfect.

(that's it I'm done!)

[Jay]

You're feline pretty good about yourself right now, aren't you Stevo?

[AranchineD]

Welcome to Hyper, where people do jokes worse and 2 months later than UYAC.

[Jay]

Why are you here so much then if it's so terrible?

[AranchineD]

I'm helping you all to become

better

[Jay]

That's what I hoped you'd say. Thank you. My eyes are welling up as I type.

[AranchineD]

My colour can be your colour

Accept salvation into your hearts

[Lazlow]

I hope Aran is wearing a loose white long sleeve shirt and some black leather pants as he's typing this.

[Azzaman]

My lip is no better, looking like I may be taking some days off

[Stevorooni]

Azzalips.

[Xanafalgue]

alipsAzz...

[sausage]

OMEGAlips

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Think of the pussy...

!

[Jay]

Think of the pussy...

!

Geez Blake, don't you know they made that unfunny joke 2 months ago at UYAC! Get with it, man!

[Azzaman]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7487/img0169gk.jpg (http://img534.imageshack.us/i/img0169gk.jpg/)

:(

tenchar

[Xanafalgue]

That's pretty funny actually!

[Azzaman]

not to mention annoying

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Your lips.. where have I seen that shade of red before?..


http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q321/fishfishmonkeyhat/My%20Photoshops/AzzamanLips.jpg

[FX-GTZ]

That duck is not actually a duck. Take away the facial features.

I DARE YOU

[AranchineD]

NO

I AM NOT WATCHING THAT AGAINl

[Vindik8or]

That has warmed my bleak heart.

[Xanafalgue]

The Mothers bottom lip died of cancer R.I.P

[Cerebral]

Oh, I recognise that. Not viewing. Sorry. I'm a wuss.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

The really sad thing is when you realise that "Letters from Mom" are actually sent by the game, not his real mum.


:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[keflexxx]

wrong thread bro

[keflexxx]

actually no

it too pains me that others do not see the beauty inherent in this

[AranchineD]

Keep at it Spud

one day you'll reach that goal

[AranchineD]

wait

http://i.imgur.com/byDMO.png

NO YOU WON'T

[Xanafalgue]

Embarrassing scores.

[Spudzilla]

There's something humorless and vacuous about this place

[HiredMan]

Neg: cancer on my face (well under my jaw).

Pos: it's a nodular Basal-cell carcinoma which isn't too bad apparently.

Gotta get it removed next week. Between this and the titanium plate I'm getting in my shoulder in a month or so I'm a doctors wet dream. Watch out kids: your body starts falling apart after you hit 30, haha.

Yay, more surgery! :( Maybe I should get Surgeon to do it?

[Ad-Rock]

Oh shit, unlucky man.... Hope it gets cleared up with no further dramas.

About 30% of Caucasians get a Basal-cell carcinoma in their life.

[Lazlow]

It ain't easy bein' white.

[HiredMan]

Oh shit, unlucky man.... Hope it gets cleared up with no further dramas.

Yeah, it shoulodn't be a problem. It's considered a malignant cancer, but almost never spreads. Just has to come out cause it will keep attacking the surrounding tissue.

[Xanafalgue]

Good luck, Titanium Man

http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/d/dc/Titanium_Man_II.jpg

[AranchineD]

BenignMan

[SOX]

Neg: cancer on my face (well under my jaw).

Pos: it's a nodular Basal-cell carcinoma which isn't too bad apparently.

Gotta get it removed next week. Between this and the titanium plate I'm getting in my shoulder in a month or so I'm a doctors wet dream. Watch out kids: your body starts falling apart after you hit 30, haha.

Yay, more surgery! :( Maybe I should get Surgeon to do it?

Don't worry hey, I went for a mole check yesterday and came away skin cancer free.

SOX 0
HiredMan 1

[HiredMan]

Don't worry hey, I went for a mole check yesterday and came away skin cancer free.

SOX 0
HiredMan 1

Damn that handsome SOX devil! Always one step ahead!

[SOX]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181897_1693434949746_1653975527_1539464_1508529_n. jpg

[HiredMan]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181897_1693434949746_1653975527_1539464_1508529_n. jpg

rytEcMkk0QM

[Azzaman]

Woah, suddenly my obscenely swollen mouth doesn't seem so bad, good luck with it all hiredman...

[VanAce]

I should probably stay off the road for a while. I almost got into two seperate car accidents today. Both would have been low speed but still I must be very off today.

[Dunkurtin]

Just hand in your license.

[Super Sleuth]

I should probably stay off the road for a while. I almost got into two seperate car accidents today. Both would have been low speed but still I must be very off today.

It's the natural reaction to paying $98 for a game.

[FX-GTZ]

Dont forget to walk out of the hospital with a huge novelty cheque in hand.

[Queenie]

i am bored.

[Xanafalgue]

Man this place really is dead, isn't it.

*redecorates*

sweet girls in de assi

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Man, first HiredMan gets face cancer, and now today I just realised that abnormal eyebrow hair I have that never stops growing was hanging down past my eye.

I currently have it mounted on my pin-board if you guys want pics.

[HiredMan]

I have one of those too, but on my nipple!

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

You really lost out in the genetic lottery, didn't you?

Freak.

[Spazzola]

I have one of those too, but on my nipple!

My left wrist and right index finger. No matter how many times I pull them out, they just keep coming back.

[VanAce]

I got my first even Nep today :( Kao nepped me because I listen to Radiohead

[AranchineD]

It was well deserved then.

[Xanafalgue]

I just pepped poor VanAce.

[Super Sleuth]

It was well deserved then.

http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/image.php?u=1468&dateline=1295272725

[Spazzola]

I got my first even Nep today :( Kao nepped me because I listen to Radiohead

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f21/fishguts108/Kaonep.png?t=1297978629

Apparently Queenie's also a complete joke.

[HiredMan]

I got my first even Nep today :( Kao nepped me because I listen to Radiohead

I got Kao pep yesterday for listening to Ride!

[Xanafalgue]

*listens to Ride*

[NiB]

I'm old

[nonch]

Bought a telescope, but there is nothing to see thanks to all these ****ing clouds:mad:

[Kotche]

lol what a fag

[VanAce]

Bought a telescope, but there is nothing to see thanks to all these ****ing clouds:mad:

Spy on your neighbours then.

[AranchineD]

Steam's new screenshot feature means that, because it's so easy to take shots and post them now, you'll all start feeling even more inferior to me :(

http://i480.photobucket.com/albums/rr168/DartAran/breakphysics.png

[Silverwolf]

Mcom armed by GOLFSQD™

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Some country and western singer with my name and a twitter account has just rendered my vanity google alert useless. :(

[Stevorooni]

I think I'd prefer Hyper Blake singing over this guy

YgpGLEuPUGw

[sausage]

this kao **** sounds like a right ****.

Pantera rock you stupid little shitface

bring it bitch

[Allick]

http://http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/image.php?u=8010&dateline=1283306469&type=thumb

[VanAce]

Tried to log on to my Superannuation to check my how much I have and my member number wont work. I haven't looked at it for about 2 and a half years but according to my pay slips my employer is making payments.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Jesus, has anyone seen this new Ben Elton show?

Why the **** has he signed up with the worse of channel 7's comedy performers? Oh wait, this is Nine.

****.

[VanAce]

If Kerry Packer was still alive he would of forced it off the air the same way he did with Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos

[nonch]

It's not just the performers who are hacks though, Ben Elton isn't in the least bit funny on it either.
And I'm sure he would have to have a lot of input into what goes onto the show.
So ****ing bad...

[HiredMan]

Bout to go to my GP and get my face sliced open! Yay!

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

At least you're not Ben Elton's career right now!

[HiredMan]

Haha! All done, 10 stitches and prolly a 4cm scar.

[Ad-Rock]

Chicks dig scars :cool:

You could make up some bad-ass story about how you got it.

[AranchineD]

YO BITCHES I FOUGHT OFF AN ENTIRE KNIFE WIELDING ASIAN GANG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SCAR l

[Ad-Rock]

I was attacked by a rabid dog and as I was running away a bear attacked me. I then broke the bear's neck with my hands and used its corpse to scare away the dog. As I turned to go, I tripped and cut my face on a rock.

[Spazzola]

YO BITCHES I FOUGHT OFF AN ENTIRE KNIFE WIELDING ASIAN GANG AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SCAR l

Fed up with trying to insult the console community, Aran began targeting the local Asian PC community.

[AranchineD]

"trying"

http://i.imgur.com/aeEct.jpg

[Sytadel]

**** everything about this heat. **** it. I tried taking public transport, **** that. I hate walking around all day on sweat management duty ducking in and out of toilets to reapply deoderant so I don't smell like shit. Stupid professional course means I can't wear shorts. ****. Who the hell wants to spend their whole day conscious of their internal thermostat.

[Gunblade89]

Yeah it seems Perth has copped quite the heatwave lately.

Which is why i like Tasmania, mild summers and cold winters.
I suppose i prefer cold weather, easier to warm up than keep cool in the heat.

[Lazlow]

Not to mention the shallow gene pool

[Gunblade89]

Good one! Just as many stupid people in other places around Australia.

[Spazzola]

Summer cold and I'm going to have to lug around a tonne of books. Time to infect the local trainline.

[NiB]

$850 to fix my car

[HiredMan]

Good one! Just as many stupid people in other places around Australia.

I would argue that Qld (where, coincidentally, Laz resides) has a higher ratio than Tas :p

[NiB]

Parliament is in Canberra , surely that's the winner of Australia's dumbest state/territory

[Sytadel]

Lets be honest: it's the NT.

Ooooooooooooooooo

Yeah, I went there.

[TAT]

^Because of all the farmers and miners, right?

[Xanafalgue]

Nothing to do with the colour of his Rep square.

[Ad-Rock]

Our stupidest state is definitely NZ.

[Tonez]

Our stupidest state is definitely NZ.

They're improving. I hear they've really started to shake things up there.

[Cerebral]

Give them a break, it's not easy when you're between a rock and a hard place.

[Spazzola]

The train was 20 minutes late today, apparently the previous one had broken down or something. When I finally got on, I was greeted with a toddler trying to strangle himself. That was quite funny, until he turned out to be a squealer and the rest of the trip began to go downhill. Headache flared up and I started getting dizzy. Just outside of Islington, the engine died. The driver managed to get us to just outside Adelaide, near the golf course, before we finally stopped. After some dicking around, we started moving again at a snail's pace and the engine finally kicked in. At which point we stopped again, since we had to wait for the signal to change.

Then came stumbling through Adelaide, getting my books for uni and stumbling back. Lo and behold, the trip back I was being glared at by some arabic fellow.

Adding to this, the house almost turned into a domestic yesterday and my back cains.

[Kotche]

stfu icky

[Xanafalgue]

Lo and behold, the trip back I was being glared at by some arabic fellow.

He probably wanted a piece.

[Clift]

Somehow between the driveway and my room I managed to lose the key to my bike... Sure I've got another key but that's not the point...

How the **** did I manage to lose my key in a distance of less than 5m?

It's ****ing vanished! ****!

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

It's right over there.

[Kotche]

classic blake

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

classic kotche

[Cerebral]

rip 'MyGamerCard.net'

[Silverwolf]

2005-2011

[Xanafalgue]

I appreciate manners and am generally not a rude person, especially in public, but today at a shop...

Me: Excuse me please :)
Woman: ...
Me: Sorry, I just need to get past you
Woman: ...
Me: Err..
Woman: *rolls eyes*
Me: *HULK SMASH*
Woman: Ugh... *rolls eyes*
Me: THEN GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY
Woman: :eek:
Woman's boyfriend: :mad:
Me: WHAT.
Woman's boyfriend: :confused:

I feel a bit bad for yelling and telling her to **** off, but she could have moved herself and her shit out of EVERYONE'S way and not been a massive **** about it.

[nonch]

Was she in the way?

[Xanafalgue]

No. She was standing OUTSIDE.

[Kotche]

outside the kitchen

[Spazzola]

http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/image.php?u=4755&dateline=1247843307

[Clift]

Somehow between the driveway and my room I managed to lose the key to my bike... Sure I've got another key but that's not the point...

How the **** did I manage to lose my key in a distance of less than 5m?

It's ****ing vanished! ****!

Still looking. :(

Spending $120 tomorrow to have another key programmed. :mad:

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Duuuude, I said they were over there.

*points*

[Spazzola]

That's a cactus.

[TrinityJayOne]

Not seeing the problem!

Bikes are easy to start - use the kicky thing or rollstart it. If you can't rollstart something you aren't a man! If they're like a car and the steering is locked without the key, just ride in straight lines. If you absolutely need to turn, stop and lift the front/rear tire, then spin the bike until you're facing the desired direction. EASY.

[Spazzola]

Sounds like how motorbikes would be handled in GT5.

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/Jackson_popcorn.gif

[Clift]

Not seeing the problem!

Bikes are easy to start - use the kicky thing or rollstart it. If you can't rollstart something you aren't a man! If they're like a car and the steering is locked without the key, just ride in straight lines. If you absolutely need to turn, stop and lift the front/rear tire, then spin the bike until you're facing the desired direction. EASY.

Immobiliser cuts everything; no fuel, no spark. :p

I still had one key, I'm more concerned about having dropped it in the driveway and some scumbag picking it up.

[Space_Monkey]

I have a mountain of work to do, it looks like I'm going to be at the office until seven, my brain is mushy and I've wasted valuable seconds typing this post!

[Xanafalgue]

Time to shit your pants so you can go home.

[Kotche]

been there done that

[Xanafalgue]

Going through emails, saw this GEM from youtube after I had left some comment on a Lazy Caca music video:

"you are a moron. YOu you are just to stupid to understand art."

Oh but wait, there was another one left by some other insipid little poofter:

"because they recognize a good artist when they see it and dont block out creativity much like the haters like yourself who have deprived the world of culture. thank you for destroying the culture of this country. good job."

Most disgusting and rabid fanbase since Apple fanboys.

[Spudzilla]

Man, they got your number

[sausage]

this is worse than etc etc

[VanAce]

Oh no! I just saw a scorpion in my bathroom. Went to get shoes on and it has disappeared. Hopefully it didn't go into my room. I wont be sleeping in my room tonight.

Never seen one in my area before. I know it is tiny but I can't find it.

[TrinityJayOne]

I wouldn't worry, only a very small number can actually kill you.

[Slippery]

Oh no! I just saw a scorpion in my bathroom. Went to get shoes on and it has disappeared. Hopefully it didn't go into my room. I wont be sleeping in my room tonight.

Never seen one in my area before. I know it is tiny but I can't find it.

If it makes you feel better you are rarely more than 2m away from a spider, so the spider probably killed it.

[TrinityJayOne]

I think there's another statistic about the average person eating 3 spiders in their lifetime while asleep. Tasty!

[Vindik8or]

And that is an invented 'fact' invented for the very purpose of proving that misinformation spreads through society like wildfire.

[texta]

And that is an invented 'fact' invented for the very purpose of proving that misinformation spreads through society like wildfire.I'm pretty sure this was the actual invented fact for the purpose of proving that misinformation spreads through society like wildfire and not the one about spiders.

[Vindik8or]

I'm pretty sure this was the actual invented fact for the purpose of proving that misinformation spreads through society like wildfire and not the one about spiders.

I researched it just now to find the name of the lady who supposedly invented it and found the Snopes article (http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp).

But a little deeper looking, and it turns out you were right (http://waywrong.wordpress.com/2008/09/18/myth-the-average-person-swallows-8-spiders-every-year/). At least partly, they're both a load of crap!

[VanAce]

If it makes you feel better you are rarely more than 2m away from a spider, so the spider probably killed it.

Since there has been a lot of rain lately that means all the spiders have come indoors so there are plenty of spiders to eat it.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q321/fishfishmonkeyhat/Capture-3.png

I don't know who I feel more ashamed for at the moment.

[Kotche]

I'd smash the shit out of hannah

[Azzaman]

Yeah, the angle on her chin looks like she's asking for a punch

[Kotche]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg105/SCSone/1289587909425.gif

[Slurry Murray]

Having gone through the girls I know I'm interested in, I realised that instead of constantly hanging around with the same friend-inbred group, I need to meet some new girls. Work is terrible for it, it's a sausage fest.

I figure maybe I should start hanging around coffee shops or something. In a non-creepy kinda way. If that's possible. I'd also say hit up non-shit bars, but it's hard to find girls in places like that that aren't trying to screw you out of free drinks.

[Vindik8or]

If you're doing it right they will buy you drinks. Try visiting the forum that may or may not be linked in my signature. We'll fix you right up there. Turn you from an AFC into a PUA.

[Spazzola]

I thought he was looking to get away from a sausage fest.

[Silverwolf]

there are no sausages on the internet

[Vindik8or]

I thought he was looking to get away from a sausage fest.

Get a load of this AFC. He's bringing you down, man.

[Spazzallo]

Today is one year since that hailstorm hit Melbourne and we're still not living in our ****ing house. Would've been better off demolishing it and starting from scratch.

[[m]averick]

Applying for Youth Allowance for my post-grad course (just once in my tertiary life I wanted to be a uni bum) and it's incredible how comprehensive and exhaustive the process is.

Already regretting decision.

[sausage]

Welcome to the rest of your life

[Spazzola]

Within a couple of weeks of having a Summer cold, I now have an Autumn cold.

****!

[Jazzilla]

I was hit pretty bad with it yesterday, was in bed all day. Feeling a bit better now but still have to blow my nose all the time.

[jons2ann]

averick;1277647']Applying for Youth Allowance for my post-grad course (just once in my tertiary life I wanted to be a uni bum) and it's incredible how comprehensive and exhaustive the process is.

Already regretting decision.

You don't want to be a uni bum. I was that for 4 years. Hard liquor and arcades and a $32k HECS bill :(
(I did uni for 7 years and graduated)

I find there are two types of post grad students. The ones who want to be a specialist in a certain field or the ones who aren't confident about the job market.

[Slippery]

All these investment and risk subjects make me feel like I don't know jack about finance (which is bad, as I'm in final year of an Economics and Finance double major) and that I should've started investing a long time ago.

Wtf is an FRA

[Super Sleuth]

I was hit pretty bad with it yesterday, was in bed all day. Feeling a bit better now but still have to blow my nose all the time.

I have never taken a day off of anything because of a cold.

Seriously, who else is this soft?

[nonch]

If it's a full on flu then it's understandable - I had my first one ever last winter at the age of 30, and I spent most of one day in bed. But yeah, for a regular cold it seems a bit soft.

[Spazzola]

The one thing that annoys me with having a cold is how some people treat you. I'm on the train, blowing or wiping my nose and I've been getting some horrible glares lately. I have tutes I have to go to, I'm not about to lose some marks for some douche who'd rather live in a bubble.

I'm tempted to walk up and cough on them - especially the older ones, since they're less likely to cave my head in.

[Slurry Murray]

I'm tempted to walk up and cough on them - especially the older ones, since they're less likely to cave my head in.

They're also more likely to die as a result of you coughing on them. But it's ok! If they give rude looks for being sick they deserve to die anyways.

[Xanafalgue]

IT support guys are so ****ing useless, I swear to God...

[Jazzilla]

I have never taken a day off of anything because of a cold.

Seriously, who else is this soft?

Who said I took the day off? I went to uni on Tuesday and felt shit as. So after my lecture finished I went home and was in bed for the rest of the day with a fever and wanting to puke.

I'm not talking about some pissy cold where my nose is a bit runny.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

This Hotel Rwanda is a bit of a downer.

[jons2ann]

IT support guys are so ****ing useless, I swear to God...

Have you tried turning it off and on? :D

[Ad-Rock]

So I've just been spending ages getting a small car loan to buy a replacement car this weekend, thinking that my current car was going to fail its safety check in an epic fashion as it does every year. It passed with no repairs needed. Typical. The jerk store called and they're running out of my car!

[texta]

Just hanging out waiting for new Community. Hurry up you ****.

[Jazzilla]

Same here and also new Parks and Recreation.

[NiB]

IT support guys are so ****ing useless, I swear to God...

Have you tried turning if off an on again

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

How much cocaine does it take to turn Charlie Sheen on again?

[Xanafalgue]

I just woke up, feel so disorientated, eurgh.

[Xanafalgue]

Well my mother won't be talking to me for a while after her and some of her friends/people I've known for years just turned up on my doorstep with food to wish me a happy birthday and I just pretty much told them to **** off and shut the door.

:cool:

Too bad. Told everyone to not pull shit like this on me this year and they did.

[Watchers]

Yeah, how dare they!

[Slippery]

Straight up rude

[Kotche]

don't mess with the power of angst

[Banjo Tooie]

Well my mother won't be talking to me for a while after her and some of her friends/people I've known for years just turned up on my doorstep with food to wish me a happy birthday and I just pretty much told them to **** off and shut the door.

:cool:

Too bad. Told everyone to not pull shit like this on me this year and they did.

What a ****ing loser.

[sausage]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lWET_BXRU9c/SxSMqa14SLI/AAAAAAAAD3E/yDtHjF5fXX8/s1600/burning+bridge.jpg

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q321/fishfishmonkeyhat/Macros/SpilledBeans.gif

[Xanafalgue]

What a ****ing loser.

Like I give a shit. They came back an hour later anyway because she had a spare key >_>

[Kotche]

were you wearing pants?

[Spazzola]

Holy **** I'm unfit.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

I was talking to my PT (that's personal trainer for all you slobs out there) about the guy from the biggest looser that's training at out gym. What he started out at, what he is now etc.

Long story short, I wish I was his starting weight.

[nonch]

Well if you need someone to tell you how to put one foot in front of the other I'm not surprised.

[VanAce]

I had two pretty average games of the Simpsons Pinball machine tonight. I am not pinball wizard but I generally last for a while but tonight I kept getting bad luck and kept losing balls down the side.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Well if you need someone to tell you how to put one foot in front of the other I'm not surprised.

Sounds like the uneducated opinion of your typical S.L.O.B.!

[nonch]

Na you know I kid;)

But seriously, most excercise is pretty self explanatory though isn't it? Seems like a PT is a waste of money unless you just can't motivate yourself.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Currently going 5 days a week myself for 2 hours, with a PT session on Saturday with my mother since their current deal is a second person only has to pay an extra $5.

I assume mum's paying that.

It's good to have something to break up your regular routine.

NEG: **** floor hovers.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Jesus, the apartment next door is renovating the bathroom adjacent to my wall and I'm pretty sure this amount of terrible sound means the Apocalypse is upon us.

[[m]averick]

Na you know I kid;)

But seriously, most excercise is pretty self explanatory though isn't it? Seems like a PT is a waste of money unless you just can't motivate yourself.


Not really. You're always going to work harder when one of the following occurs:

-- You're paying for it
-- You're doing it in a group
-- You have a coach motivating you.

I've recently started doing training for squash, paying for a trainer to come for an hour every Saturday. It's amazing how quickly you improve when you are training specific areas of your game compared to just having a hit.

[sausage]

Jesus, the CELL next door is renovating the bathroom adjacent to my wall and I'm pretty sure this amount of terrible sound means the Apocalypse is upon us.


lol Shawshank Apocalypse

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Next work-release YOU'RE DEAD!

[Xanafalgue]

I had the strangest dream last night that I walked through my front door onto a sandbank in the middle of the ocean. This guy who is stuck on it asks me to go to this lighthouse (which obviously appears out of nowhere) to get him a candle and when I come back with it, he holds is up to his face and he has this foul grin and BLACK EYES.

I can't seem to shake it :(

[Spazzola]

That last bit reminds me of Cherubael from the Eisenhorn books.

Good luck binding that mofo.

[Azzaman]

Yay, night shift tonight and I've had all of 3 hrs sleep.


It's gonna be fun :(

[Revoltix]

I had the strangest dream last night that I walked through my front door onto a sandbank in the middle of the ocean. This guy who is stuck on it asks me to go to this lighthouse (which obviously appears out of nowhere) to get him a candle and when I come back with it, he holds is up to his face and he has this foul grin and BLACK EYES.

I can't seem to shake it :(

that's some creepy shit

[Ad-Rock]

Isn't that the dream people have the night before they're murdered in a gruesome fashion?

[Xanafalgue]

and if you post about the dream on the internets and other people read it, the curse is passed on.

OMG!!!! TEEN MOVIE INCOMING YOU GUISE

[HD Boy]

Racists. Nothing worse than.We should be able to swap them with the boat people. I'd love to put the racists in a leaky boat and sent them out into the ocean!!

[sausage]

W a k e u p a us t r a l i a

[Allick]

Give the aussie battlers a fair go.

[Xanafalgue]

working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families working families

[Kotche]

old people

[Xanafalgue]

Speaking to some friends OS today which lead me to finally update to the newest version of MSN.

How ****ing gimped are those emoticons :D

I love the (brb) one, it's like "I must go back to my home planet".

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Sounds like it's time for my classic gif!








http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q321/fishfishmonkeyhat/My%20Gifs/Pancakes.gif

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Pretty sure that's a classic gif.

[sausage]

uyac is making my internets crash for some reason so I'm doing my morning rounds here.

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

Can't get into UYAC


Someone start some UYAC threads here

[Xanafalgue]

Someone start some UYAC threads here

And what is the usual UYAC thread? I'd imagine it's just a huge circle jerk.

[IRS]

uyac is making my internets crash for some reason so I'm doing my morning rounds here.

Can't get into UYAC


Someone start some UYAC threads here

It has been a scary few minutes for me also.

And what is the usual UYAC thread? I'd imagine it's just a huge circle jerk.

UYAC is kind of like Hyper except
1- it is actually good
2- they actually have people post there. (about triple hyper's post traffic)

[Xanafalgue]

What's the URL

[IRS]

www.uyac.com.au



except... it doesnt work this morning >_>

[Dirkage]

Curse javer's bones

[Lazlow]

I thought he moved on up to a deluxe shipping container in the sky.

[sausage]

Still down

that ginger prick is going to get what for mark my words

[sausage]

and trolling PCPGPCPGPCPGPCPG is boring; their traffic is worse than here

[sausage]

literally and figuratively

[sausage]

quadruple posts are all the rage at uyac btw

[texta]

Called up vodafone. On hold for about an hour. I get an incoming call. It's vodafone. Stop calling people and start answering the phones you ****s.

[Beinkasaurus Rex]

uyac is down, **** life

[Kotche]

for every post made here you will need to make 10 when UYAC returns

[Nintendork]

i'm copying every post i make to notepad. will paste when back up

[Araenel]

wait who is nintendork

:psyduck:

[Nintendork]

aubergine

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

i'm copying every post i make to notepad. will paste when back up

Double post everything, pretty devo that Hyper beats UYAC on postcount today.

[Banjo Tooie]

cant believe nintendork is mittens

[Beinkasaurus Rex]

wait where is mittens??
**** did we lose him?

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

Wait... Mittens isn't aubergine?

[Beinkasaurus Rex]

oh ahahahahahaha
mittens you old fruit

[Kotche]

I thought superD8Rape was TrinityJayOne

[Banjo Tooie]

both are ****ing gay, it's an easy mistake to make

[Beinkasaurus Rex]

i too am having sex with gay

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

Where's sloppy? Probably one of my favourite posters. Does he ever post on Hyper anymore?

[IRS]

bummed.

I just had a great copy paste for the mma thread at UYAC but then remembered UYAC is dead

[Nintendork]

i set up my post station for maximum efficiency and now am unable to post

[Banjo Tooie]

Where's sloppy? Probably one of my favourite posters. Does he ever post on Hyper anymore?

im right here baby (k)

[Banjo Tooie]

i too am having sex with gay

whilst working the nsw election, i couldn't believe how many old bats are still named gay

[Cerebral]

i set up my post station for maximum efficiency and now am unable to post

All those poptarts and red bull, wasted.

[Nintendork]

i actually dragged my computer next to my bed

[sausage]

whilst working the nsw election, i couldn't believe how many old bats are still named gay



http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/11043/00000000000facepalm_statue.jpg

[Banjo Tooie]

fair go, mate

[Banjo Tooie]

Wake up gay!

[sausage]

Mate, Gay grew here, you flew here!

[IRS]

UYAC is back down

[Kotche]

unaustralian

[twofivefour]

UYAC is back down

Q-man is sending furious emails inbetween shark/octopus movies.

[NiB]

iPhone went thru the washing machine RIP

[Spazzola]

TV and mouse are dying.

[9warbane]

Internet's capped and Starcraft 2 wants to update. :(

[Azzaman]

feeling like crap, knew this would be coming after my nights but still sucks :(

[9warbane]

Internet's capped and Starcraft 2 wants to update. :(
**** it. Lasted one day before giving in to Adam Interent's evil data block purchasing.

[TrinityJayOne]

There's a stupid bitch at work (let's call her Jane), the know-it-all, butts-into-every-conversation type that nobody likes. Jane also happens to be a moron. The other day she was talking to her friend (who works a lot of overtime) about their sickness, and Jane says "you're sick because you work like a Trojan Horse". Then yesterday I heard her use "waivered" and "irregardless" in the same sentence. If Vin worked in my building there'd be a broken & bloodied window nearby and an annoying bitch-sized corpse on the street below. :mad:

[sausage]

This woman needs a visit from....



Anal-No-Lube Man

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

He has extensive experience in team building exercises and workplace confrontation resolution.