Interesting Developments

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

I was very upset this week to learn our own Manny tried to leave a car bomb in Times Square.

For shame Manny.

[cube_punk]

I don't think that means what you think it means.

overexaggeration included for extreme emphasis

[immol8]

I was very upset this week to learn our own Manny tried to leave a car bomb in Times Square.

For shame Manny.

He only did it because Tonez called in sick.

[Dastardly]

I thought it was a reference to Problem Sleuth
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4
...?
And now I'm reading that, sigh.

[TAT]

lmao

You're lucky you're just reading Problem Sleuth, as it's only a year long.

The current story, Home Stuck, has just recently passed it's first anniversary with no end in sight.
In fact, the story seems to be getting more and more complex as time passes...

[Super Sleuth]

Yeah, I just got out of the office and I've pretty much had enough.

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

He only did it because Tonez called in sick.

Fully sick

[AranchineD]

Hey bro I can't work today cuz, I'm too busy being fully hectic uleh

[JimmyKane]

Sweating Bullets

bringing the Wah

[JimmyKane]

Anyway that thread was pretty much to remind people to DO MORE MILESTONES JERKS.

EDIT: I'm not even on a 100th post, I only just realised. the ****

[Sweating Bullets]

Sweating Bullets

bringing the Wah

Maybe I will change it to "Locking JimmyKane's threads...." ?

Sorry man but it was a spammy type thread. But you are right it has been a while since we had milestone threads but I thought they were clamped down a while back??

[JimmyKane]

It's all in fun m8

Yeah I think they were being discouraged, but just because nobody could be arsed doing anything special for a milestone.

[Sweating Bullets]

I think back then there was a lot more spam and +1 type posts running rampart but things are a bit different here now imo so it might not be that bad bringing them back.

Hopefully the others mods will be hip to it.

[Dunkurtin]

They died out because you took our postcounts...

[Watchers]

I've always been for them.

What if we add a rule that, say, if a milestone is attempted and it's shit, we deduct 1000 posts from the user....

[Silverwolf]

I've always been for them.

What if we add a rule that, say, if a milestone is attempted and it's shit, we deduct 1000 posts from the user....

999, If you remove 1000 that means they can make a new one right away.

[AranchineD]

999, If you remove 1000 that means they can make a new one right away.

But then they can delete one of their own posts and make a new one right away.

500 so they get exactly screwed right in the middle.

[Watchers]

But then they can delete one of their own posts and make a new one right away.

500 so they get exactly screwed right in the middle.

I guess that makes the most sense!

[Natrak]

Off Topic gets so much activity we just can't afford to be dealing with meaningless milestone threads that go for pages on end!

[Beinkasaurus Rex]

(I think he's being sarcastic)

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Well duh.

[AranchineD]

Really? I didn't get that feeling from his post at all.

[JimmyKane]

I assumed that it was an obtusely conveyed philosophical point about the lack of true meaning in the universe. Man was I wrong, thanks Beinkasauras Recks!

Or should I say

[JimmyKane]

Beinkasaurus DRECKS

[AranchineD]

Beinkasaurus Dix

[JimmyKane]

Mollersaurus Noble

[Slippery]

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/9F08/035.jpg

[Beinkasaurus Rex]

Beinkasaurus Dix

Aranasaurus Drex

[Jay]

Ivegotasaurus Crax - makes it hard to sit down.

Not sure if I'm playing correctly.

[AranchineD]

Ivegotasaurus Crax - makes it hard to sit down.

Not sure if I'm playing correctly.

Chinkosaurus Javer

[JimmyKane]

You know what this forum could use?

More capitals.

[Cerebral]

Capital idea partner!

[JimmyKane]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4f/TATQUOTE.jpg

That oughta spruce up the place.

[Beinkasaurus Rex]

We've lost the thread haven't we? =[

[Slippery]

I said that 7 posts ago

[JimmyKane]

Tonight you must post Bart still on the line at night.

[Slippery]

But the spam has stopped, I see no need.

[AranchineD]

And a 1

And a 2

And a

We sail the ocean blue,
And our saucy ship's a beauty;
We're sober men and true,
And attentive to our duty.
When the balls whistle free
O'er the bright blue sea,
We stand to our guns all day;
When at anchor we ride
On the portsmouth tide,
We have plenty of time to play.

Ahoy! ahoy! the balls whistle free.
Ahoy! ahoy! o'er the bright blue sea,
We stand to our guns, to our guns all day.

We sail the ocean blue,
And our saucy ship's a beauty;
We're sober men and true,
And attentive to our duty;
Our saucy ship's a beauty,
We're attentive to our duty;
We're sober men and true,
We sail the ocean blue!

[FrozenSoul80]

When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed
A sailor's blood begins racing
With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled
We're under way and off to see the world
Under way and off to see the world

Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Manly men are we
Sailing for adventure on the deep blue see

"Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get sloppy, just
because we're singing!"

Danger walks the deck we say what the heck
We laugh at the perils we're facing
Every storm we ride is its own reward
And people die by falling overboard
And people die by falling overboard

Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Hoist the sails and sing
Sailing for adventure on the big, blue wet thing

I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank
I prefer to cut a throat
I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try
to walk in the air while their faces turn blue
... Just kidding
It's a good life on a boat
There are distant lands with burning sands
That call across the oceans
There are bingo games every fun-filled day
And Margaritas at the midnight buffet
Margaritas at the midnight buffet

Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Should have took a train
Sailing for adventure on the bounding main

The salty breezes whisper
Who knows what lies ahead
I just know I was born to live the life my father lead
The stars will be our compass
Wherever we may roam
And our mates will always be
Just like a family
And though we may put into port, the sea is always home

"All right, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a good
singing voice --- your welcome!"

We'll chase our dreams standing on our own
Over the horizon to the great unknown

Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Bold and brave and free
Sailing for adventure
It's so nauseating
Sailing for adventure
So exhilarating
Sailing for adventure
We're all celebrating!
On the deep blue sea

[Slippery]

Nothing to see here

[9warbane]

Almost finished Gaming Quiz v2.

[Lazlow]

So why the f*** has Mr_M changed his name?

[AranchineD]

So the M stood for Mild.

Mr Mild.

Why choose mild when hot chilli sauce is on offer.


What a poof.

[Dunkurtin]

So does this mean he's no longer mild? Or no longer Mr....extra dot for vin ;]

[Lazlow]

He's RunningMild >_>

[Dunkurtin]

Which gender is Running? =S

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4f/TATQUOTE.jpg


He's come a long way....




























http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9536/neckbeardp.jpg

[TAT]

That's not me you ****ing ****s

[JC Henderson]

Don't know if this goes in this thread but I heard yesterday that German scientists invented a film to put on surfaces that renders them non reflective. This sounds like an awesome solution to many glare problems that arise from monitors and tvs.

[AranchineD]

Don't know if this goes in this thread but I heard yesterday that German scientists invented a film to put on surfaces that renders them non reflective. This sounds like an awesome solution to many glare problems that arise from monitors and tvs.

Well shit, if people stop becoming blinded by my awesomeness reflecting off the screen, they might be able to read other people's posts, find them entertaining and pep them as well.

My whole plan will be ruined.

[JimmyKane]

That's a shitass post.

[AranchineD]

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

You think?

[JimmyKane]

<3 that REQUIEM guy btw.

[aubergine]

Michael Bay has been making films that leave nothing to reflect on for ****ing years. Germany needs to wake up.

[texta]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4f/TATQUOTE.jpgI wish I still had that font. Adventure I think it was called.

[JimmyKane]

A fitting name!

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Portal is free for a short time go. (http://store.steampowered.com/app/400)

[AranchineD]

I was going to give you some "Blake is actually useful for something" pep, but I have to spread.

No pep for you then.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

I'll nep you so it evens out.

[AranchineD]

Hey Blake


http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8103/aran2.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7100/aran1.png

http://www.uyac.com.au/forum/images/smilies/Untitled-1%20copy.gif

[AranchineD]

Wait, Syt got banned?!

IT'S A BLOODY OUTRAGE IT IS

[FrozenSoul80]

Wait, Syt got banned?!

IT'S A BLOODY OUTRAGE IT IS

I just had it in for him. Couldn't stop myself.

[AranchineD]

WHEN WILL THE MODERATOR MADNESS END


WHO WILL BRING SANITY BACK TO THE FORUMl

[aubergine]

Tim For New Syt

[BB2K]

**** when did Syt get banned?

[TAT]

Syt is banned. Sytadel is not. ******s

[AranchineD]

BRING BACK SYT dicks

[TAT]

you're all *******

This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 9 seconds.

SO ARE YOU

[AranchineD]

Remember when TAT used to be a nice guy?

[BB2K]

The only thing that was angry was the second letter of his username.

[TAT]

Remember when TAT used to be a nice guy?
Remember when AranchineD posted for quality, not quantity?

NO? NEITHER DO I

[AranchineD]

You've changed so much, it's such a shame to see.

Oh well. I guess we all can just live our memories of better times.

[TAT]

I have changed.

I lost all my rep and over 10,000 posts before we were even hacked

[texta]

World Cup Sweep teams announced:
http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=1205052&postcount=47

More people are welcome, if you haven't joined yet.

[Allick]

How come I'm not notified when I recieve pep? Is this happening to everyone else?

[Lazlow]

There's notifications for rep?

[FrozenSoul80]

There has never been notifications. You need to check your User CP manually to see your rep.

[Silverwolf]

To know what your current rep is you have to obsessively click the User CP link every minute.

[AranchineD]

To know what your current rep is you have to obsessively click the User CP link every minute.

I have a quick link on my toolbar

[Jay]

We should implement a system whereby each time you click UserCP you lose a point off your rep. Risk and reward people, risk and reward. :p

[Allick]

I thought before the forums were hacked there were notifications? Maybe I'm just thinking of private messages.

[Super Mario]

This aint facebook yo.

[Allick]

It... It could be.

[FrozenSoul80]

It... It could be.

It better not be. I don't want to have to start nepping people for joining shit fanpages.

[Super Sleuth]

I thought before the forums were hacked there were notifications? Maybe I'm just thinking of private messages.

Notifications wouldn't work. For example, Aran's ppd would drop 85% as he would be constantly closing pop up 'rep received' windows. But if he was posting less he wouldn't get as much pep. But if he was posting less, this place would be like Dresden. It wouldn't work.

We should implement a system whereby each time you click UserCP you lose a point off your rep. Risk and reward people, risk and reward. :p

Oh man, usercp is the only thing I use. That's why I never contribute to freshly made threads.

[Allick]

Allick has become a fan of "Wen ur gone is wen i need u here the most"

[AranchineD]

Notifications wouldn't work. For example, Aran's ppd would drop 85% as he would be constantly closing pop up 'rep received' windows. But if he was posting less he wouldn't get as much pep. But if he was posting less, this place would be like Dresden. It wouldn't work.

Yeah, think about the little guy you jerk, Allick

[Sweating Bullets]

I thought before the forums were hacked there were notifications? Maybe I'm just thinking of private messages.

Nah I don't remember getting notifications for pep.

[NiB]

It better not be. I don't want to have to start nepping people for joining shit fanpages.

Or virtual farming.....I f***ing hate virtual farming

[AranchineD]

Hey guys, it seems I'm not going to be able to post for a while, my grandfather living over in Italy just passed away, and the family wants to all go over and give him a proper burial, seeing as he is the last 'pure' blood of the Feltrine Italian lineage.

I'll see everyone in about 2 weeks. Have fun while I'm gone.

[Spudzilla]

And just as I pushed you into 2 green squares.

[JimmyKane]

I can sympathise man. My father died a few weeks ago. He doesn't live in Greece at least :(

[9warbane]

I'll see everyone in about 2 weeks. Have fun while I'm gone.

To put your mind at ease, Gaming Quiz v2 will wait for you.

[Dunkurtin]

I can sympathise man. My father died a few weeks ago. He doesn't live in Greece at least :(

Father?!

[BB2K]

pYuRBSybUME
qs42jZjLd7w

[Spudzilla]

I've noticed that with the return of rep and postcounts Hyper has become a better to post in now.

So lets all blame FX for his hissy fit that got it taken away in the first place.

[AranchineD]

I've noticed that with the return of rep and postcounts Hyper has become a better to post in now.

So lets all blame FX for his hissy fit that got it taken away in the first place.

Agreed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v346/SpeedFighter/Duffless/FIRSTPRIZE2.gif

[Lazlow]

Ow, my brain.

[Spudzilla]

I skipped a word.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v346/SpeedFighter/The%20Front/Untitled-16.jpg

[JimmyKane]

I just realised Krabappel is still doing the monkey in the background in the seizure one.

[JimmyKane]

Second finally changed his sig.

Woo.

[Second]

WHAT HAVE I DONE?! oh lord

[kirok]

I dissapear for months on end and return out of the blue I should be called sponkirok!

[Second]

I love you, Kirok. Don't ever leave me again.

[Beinkasaurus Rex]

More people/websites need to use the phrases 'cyberdudes' and webgals'.

[V²]

:cool:
thanks admins

[AranchineD]

I disapprove of this name change immensely.

[Second]

Excellent Snake.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

What have you done?!

[TAT]

He's a ****ing legend, that's what

[V²]

guys i didnt think it through,
i used to be the first v named person in the members list,
now i am the last.

But at least im still on the first pep page

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/2673/psymer.png

I love it. it's even more discreet - JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT

[FrozenSoul80]

Now he sounds like a type of rocket. I expect high-powered posts from now on, Mr Squared.

[JimmyKane]

It's a pretty zazzy name.

[Lazlow]

You could just put it on the zazz train to zazz-ville.

[Stevorooni]

:cool:
thanks admins

Wouldn't that be slightly annoying to type into the login box?

[Halt, Hammerzeit]

There used to be a shortcut to be able to make the little 2 (I think you held down the Alt key and typed four numbers, I forget which ones exactly). But once you had it typed in you could just get your computer to remember the username.

Edit: Found it! It's hold down Alt and press '0178' to get ². '0179' gets you ³.

[AranchineD]

Welcome to the forums valt+0178!

[Spazzola]

Woah, Fallout moment.

[dinopoke]

Wow, a lot has changed since I last came here.

[JimmyKane]

Time to get back up to 999 posts hotshot.

Also you should get a custom user title.

[dinopoke]

But I like being an acrobat.

[JimmyKane]

Change you custom user title to "an acrobat".

[AranchineD]

More like acrobrat



(you teenage dickweed)

[JimmyKane]

*"being an acrobat"

[Cerebral]

a crobat

[HiredMan]

Where is Lex?

[Jay]

Are you missing him? :p

[Araenel]

We all do a little bit.


A little bit.

[Jay]

A little bit, eh?

[HiredMan]

I miss him, the playful little scamp

:(

[Lazlow]

In trouble with the law? (http://news.brisbanetimes.com.au/breaking-news-national/canberra-shooting-accused-refused-bail-20100513-uybl.html)

>_>

[jawsy]

I hope his new cell mate is Morphix!

[Stevorooni]

Shouldn't Morphix be out by now? He never came back :(

[Lazlow]

He developed a taste for men that he can't satiate.

[Spazzola]

Wouldn't Hyper be the perfect place then?

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

GoldenEye 007 and Big Scib Man back in same thread. (http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/showthread.php?t=20892)

[Joel]

ive been gone since forever, someone fill me in - what happened to pep? its back now? also who is 'fearofthesky', he keeps on nepping me :(((((
also, does anyone remember Hello? he was pretty cool...

[Stevorooni]

pep was lost in the financial crisis but now that the economy has improved the forums can afford it again.

fearofthesky is lord of the underworld after dealing black market pep during prohibition, you should fear him but should be safe in the sky so stick to helicopters

Hello is too cool for Hyper

[TAT]

also who is 'fearofthesky', he keeps on nepping me :(((((
fearofthegym, morelike

[Joel]

cheers stevorooni, how much rep do i need to get to nep him back? idc about actually having it and id make it black but i just wanna nep him back. ******.

[Super Sleuth]

what has he been nepping you for?

[TAT]

Joel's superior join date

[^gR]

lolz1

[Stevorooni]

cheers stevorooni, how much rep do i need to get to nep him back? idc about actually having it and id make it black but i just wanna nep him back. ******.

Well first you need to supercharge your pep by pepping me, once you've done that 100 times you should have level 5 pep, and that should be enough to do significant damage to him.

[Spudzilla]

fearofthegym, morelike

I can't believe that still makes me laugh

[Super Sleuth]

I can't believe that still makes me laugh

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6501/19fearofflying.jpg

[shallowdays]

When did Hyper get itself an actual website?

[9warbane]

22nd of April.

[dinopoke]

Haha, that was my birthday.

[BRJC]

Long time no see Hyper.

What's happened lately?

[AranchineD]

Hey, BB2K got a name change! I mean, it's still almost the same thing, but still, different!

[BRJC]

What happened to you Aranchine? You used to be cool.


Is Artemis still around?

[AranchineD]

No, he's either dead, or his wife banned him from going on forums anymore. We haven't decided which yet.

[BRJC]

Wouldn't Hyper be blocked in Iran anyway?

[Slippery]

He got rejected by Iran

[AranchineD]

Blocked in Iran?

IN IRAN?!

Why, if Artemis was here he'd have your ass for calling it Iran!

[Slippery]

Persia?

[SOX]

*iraq

[Second]

*Afghanistan.

[SOX]

Aren't they the same place?

[sausage]

Arabstan

[amcam]

*Tasmania

[texta]

*Tatooine

[AranchineD]

*Sietch Tabr

[JimmyKane]

*Garth Dix

[amcam]

*Justin Beiber

[texta]

I can confirm that Slippery needs 4 or less peps to get three squares. Who will be the one to put him over?

[Stevorooni]

pepped him real good

[Slippery]

How did you know that? I needed 3 and Stevo gave me 3.

Awesome.

[Stevorooni]

You're 1 space ahead of Texta on the pep list so you would have needed a maximum of 1 less pep than he needs for 3 squares

[Slippery]

I was 15 or so pep ahead of him a few days ago, he's catching up quickly.

[SOX]

The obvious thing to do is make a milestone thread

[Slippery]

I already did that's how I made the gap, cunning bastard had his own.

[sausage]

A cunning linguist if you will.

guffaw.

[Beinkasaurus Rex]

I'm guffawing with amazement

[kirok]

I have a daughter no lie I have proof to but I would neva show use LOL

[jawsy]

I would think the small child is proof enough.

[Stevorooni]

How wild would it be having Kirok for a dad?

[sausage]

You'd never see the prick.

[Jay]

Or understand him.

[AranchineD]

Actually if you were a direct descendant you'd probably be the only person who could understand him.

[Ryan Hayward]

He has to be a tasmanian living in Queensland, right?

[Vindik8or]

So is there some postmodern recreation of the Junglist/Good Game debacle going on with the next staff or what?

[Jay]

Certainly has that kind of smell, doesn't it?

[jawsy]

I think I just saw Lex.

[AranchineD]

Twice!

[JimmyKane]

And Serenity came back.

ITT they're secretly the same person *nose tap*

[AranchineD]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/360/thesimpsonss04e06itchys.jpg

[Araenel]

Silverwolf is going to be so surprised!!

[Watchers]

Pleasantly surprised.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Penisly surprised.

[Ryan Hayward]

Judging by how she enthusiastically sticks her tongue out in the perth meet pics, I would concur with you there.

[Silverwolf]

(1)

..

[Ryan Hayward]

First 42 and now 1. What do these numbers mean, Wolfie?

[Silverwolf]

Mister Hayward, you shall never know.

[AranchineD]

420 hayward

[JimmyKane]

bortbike

Fantastic.

[HiredMan]

Laz is the king of pep 0_o

[Second]

Lazlow is our Lord and Master.

[Jickle]

Classic Laz. And here I am with a pitiful 79 points!

[AranchineD]

I'm going to get TAT banned again so this never happens again

[TAT]

http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/image.php?u=1693&dateline=1268446693&type=profile

[AranchineD]

Oh wait I pepped Lazlow before, he must have gone over then


Oops

[TAT]

http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/image.php?u=1468&dateline=1277441365

[AranchineD]

ZDK3ZM0FF8w

[Spudzilla]

I forgot to put this one in

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/360/thesimpsonss04e06itchys.jpg

I'll save it for the next one.

[Dunkurtin]

Get a picture of the visible light spectrum and find magenta (pink). First one to point it out gets pep.

[AranchineD]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5572/colorthing.png

There it is

[Lazlow]

Get a picture of the visible light spectrum and find magenta (pink). First one to point it out gets pep.


Dunk, always demanding the impossible.

[TAT]

google: I can read wikipedia => i'm feeling lucky

shit yourself

[FrozenSoul80]

How did that even happen? I'm not really seeing a link between that and the result.

[TAT]

I know, right.

It's a goddamn mystery

[AranchineD]

Pretty sure TAT did that.

[Araenel]

How did that even happen? I'm not really seeing a link between that and the result.

I know right? What does that have to do with the forums?

[AranchineD]

Since TAT has indirectly linked to offensive material, I think he should get an infraction, at least.

[sausage]

If by offensive you mean hilarious and informative then yes, ban the prick.

[TAT]

Since TAT has indirectly linked to offensive material, I think he should get an infraction, at least.
I just said '****'. Should I also get one for evading the swear filter?

[AranchineD]

^Doesn't even know how to evade the swear filter

[TAT]

you c***

[aubergine]

I think it's infraction free day. Has anyone noticed that there's been no updates at all to the "hyper blog" for the entirety of June? I mean I know it's a slow news month, but just make something up! Like an outlandish statement from Peter Molyneux or something.

"Fable 3 to use new "Smell Dimension" technology."

[Lazlow]

Probably more to do with the recent upheaval with the magazine.

[sausage]

Yes, the least important stuff is always the first to go.

[SOX]

Like the editors?

[Stevorooni]

With today's software your magazine editor can be replaced by the EdBot-2000. It has 10,000 combinations of witty banter combined with choice key words taken from online gaming sources to create editorial columns and automatically alter articles and layouts for optimum viewing

[Spudzilla]

That doesn't exist.

[AranchineD]

you c***

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http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/image.php?u=1468&dateline=1277441365

[Banjo Tooie]

in my opinion the magazine sucks

[Stevorooni]

That doesn't exist.



you don't exist

[sausage]

He's got you there whatever you aren't.

[aubergine]

What's been happening at the magazine? I haven't bought it since 200.

[Spudzilla]

Oh man, that's a pretty long time!

[Spazzola]

Top of the tower collapsed and then King Kong decided to climb it. We're waiting to see if he makes it or brings the tower down with him.

[Stevorooni]

Ok so what was taken away or added during 'maintenance'?

[HiredMan]

Ok so what was taken away or added during 'maintenance'?

Dunno yet mate, I've put up the question in the Mod Forum.

[Stevorooni]

OMG they gave HiredMan breast implants!

[Slippery]

At least the place doesn't look like PCPP does, that's what I expected.

[Jay]

OMG they gave HiredMan breast implants!

Does the cost of Hiring said Man increase? That's what I want to know!

[TAT]

Ok so what was taken away or added during 'maintenance'?
They stole our dignity

[Stevorooni]

Suckers, I never had any to begin with!

[Lazlow]

aaaaaaaaaah good ol' vBulletin® Version 3.7.4

Thank christ for that!

[HiredMan]

Does the cost of Hiring said Man increase? That's what I want to know!

Yemen, my rate has doubled! But you'll have to speak to my pimp.

[Jay]

As long as it's the same old HiredMan level of service I'm happy to pay whatever. :p

[AranchineD]

Oh, Hyper... it was horrible! I was trapped in the house all afternoon...and, well...I had to drink toilet water.

[HiredMan]

I masturbated for 20 hours straight!

[Spazzola]

Bet you've got one hell of a right hook now, ey?

[Lazlow]

He'll have trouble pissing with that!

[AranchineD]

Getting it in around corners is a cool party trick though.

[Lazlow]

They'll never see it coming!

[AranchineD]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs565.snc3/30877_120793131289336_100000759497740_110120_14905 37_n.jpg

[Lazlow]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/quatters/Simpsons/tumblr_kx5ppeFuMx1qztjn5o1_500.png