Your Last Will & Testament

[sausage]

What with Jacko karking and the foram assploding it seems like a opportune time to think about any last wishes that the people you leave behind would feel obligated to carry out.

Casket or cremation?

Any special donations to charities?

Estate divided equally between the family or everything to the Woggawogga Cattery and screw the shithouse siblings?

Casket carried on a horse and carriage draped with cheap hookers and soaked with wine or normal hearse with flowers?


I haven't really thought about the subject myself, I just ask the questions.

GO!

[Stevorooni]

Give my organs to whoever needs them, burn up whatever's left then fire it off into space.

[texta]

By the time I have anything worth leaving in my will it will all be locked away in various trusts anyway.

[Mike-Towns]

Cremated.

Them soaked in water...and made in to a snowball-like form.

Then thrown at someones face from a moving car.

[Dunkurtin]

Lately i've been thinking that i'd like to leave my body to one of the uni's for med students. Yeah probably wierd that someone my age has put that much thought into it, but i work in a cemetary so it's kind of hard not to think about that kind of stuff.
Also no playing generic funeral songs that i would have never listened to during my service. Play something i loved or nothing at all.

[sausage]

If I gave my body to science my penis alone would be responsible for at least 47 doctorates and a seminal text book...on penii.

[AranchineD]

Everything goes to family, including body as well as money and stuff, and they can do whatever they'd like to do with them.

[JimmyKane]

All to charity. 'Cos that's the kinda loving Kris Kringle I am.

[Second]

I would be cremated and thrown to the sea!

I'd also like to have a treaure hunt to find my full will. The will provided upon my death will only lead to the next clue... mayhaps in video format.

[JimmyKane]

After searching in caves for hours we finally found the will. Or so we thought. It was a simple piece of paper with some instructions on it. It said:

"Go to the corner of 4th St. A man will ask you for a light. Tell him Clarice sent you. He will hand you a note."

etc etc

[AranchineD]

My entire inheritance is buried under a big 'T'.

[JimmyKane]

While you have been searching for my inheritance I have risen from the grave and escaped.

Sneakers. For sneaking.

Well it looks like the cat burglar was caught by the very man who was trying to catch him. How ironic.

[AranchineD]

Very well. It's buried at 4723 Maple Valley Road.

[JimmyKane]

My stamp collection!

You have a samp collection? *phone rings*

HA HA!

[AranchineD]

*sigh*

You take highway 201 south for 15 minutes. You take a left-A LEFT-

[JimmyKane]

Doctor, would you say it's time to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Yes. Yes I would Kent.

[Spudzilla]

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[Sytadel]

I've always thought funerals were best left to the living, so I don't really have any plans there. If I were allowed to watch it from the heavens somehow, I'd probably have a hearse with flames painted on it be driven in to a chasm.

I'm hoping by the time I'm dead I'll have already provided my family with a reasonable upbringing, so I'd like to be able to leave my money to some deserving NPOs or research groups or whatever. If my kids and grandkids are able to go to decent schools and have supportive families, they don't need any of my money.

[Super Sleuth]

I would be cremated and thrown to the sea!

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My entire inheritance is buried under a big 'T'.

Dig up, stupid!

[incompatible with life]

I'd potentially like to have a viking funeral myself. Either way I don't tihnk I'd want some sort of lasting memorial (if only because of the inevitability of it eventually going neglected.

Though this does remind me, must remember to get aroudn to posting my organ donation form.

Lately i've been thinking that i'd like to leave my body to one of the uni's for med students. Yeah probably wierd that someone my age has put that much thought into it, but i work in a cemetary so it's kind of hard not to think about that kind of stuff.
At least until you hear all sorts of anectdotes of what med students get up to including but not limited to carving their names into cadavers or smuggling out hands in order to wedge it into a closing door of a train.

[Dunkurtin]

Im just in it to get my name on the cool plaque at the memorial garden.

[Kotche]

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