Friend count is the new pep count is the new post count

[AranchineD]

We need something new to judge one another by and determine who is the most popular/who is the sluttiest.

Therefore, I propose, instead of posts or pep or profile views (WHICH HAVE SHOWN TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO BE ABUSED THANK YOU HEATZ) we go by:

THE AMOUNT OF FRIENDS WE HAVE

AranchineD:

You currently have 39 Friend(s).

[AranchineD]

What's that heatz? Sorry, I couldn't hear you, the echo in your room from only having two friend is really overpowering.

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

Two friends is in this winter

[IRS]

If it was really the measure of how good a poster you are, it would be under your avatar.


Therefore the new benchmark is location.... I just don't know how to harness it's power.














YET

[Jay]

Keep working on it IRS. And when you find the way, let me know. :)

And 2 friends is so yesterday. 9 friends is what all the kids are wearing.

EDIT: Oops, I just checked and I have 13. What a fashion faux pas!

[Sytadel]

I'm glad I read this thread before accepting Aran's friend request.

I guess this is like nepping Aran?

[TrinityJayOne]

Aran, you now have one less friend! Send me a PM with your offer and we shall negotiate a new contract.

[Jickle]

I have a mere 11 friends. However I have no actually friend requested anyone myself, so I feel my score should be multiplied by 5. And then by 20 after that, for good luck. And then by 5 again.

[tShane]

I have no friends. I'm going to go ahead and use my Facebook friends instead.

[Thraxas]

I thought we had something special, and that you would respect me after. Now I find out you were just using me to impress people :(

[tShane]

Sorry.

[Laveidem]

They're only pretending to be your friends. You do know that right?

[Second]

I see now why I've receieved this friend requests. I'm nothing but a piece of MEAT to you people!

[AranchineD]

Well fine, the haters can hate.

But I'm now up to 57 friends. If these trends continue, by the end of the year I should have about 2500 friends.

[texta]

I'm not here to make friends.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Adding all Aran's friends now.

EDIT: All your friends are shit.

[AranchineD]

But you're one of my friends!

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Being on Blake's Friend List is the new pep count.

Please stand back from the velvet ropes.

[texta]

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow
Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
For no one can fill those of your needs
That you don't let show
Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
If there is a load you have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
If you just call me
So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
We all need somebody to lean on
Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

[AranchineD]

I'm going to keep refreshing your profile page until I'm the first friend there.

EDIT: Done and done. :)

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Blake's friends list doesn't put up with those types of shenanigans.

I've replaced you with SOX.

[Sir_Psycho]

Soon you'll be able to tag each other's photos!

[AranchineD]

We would if they enabled the photo album feature!