LOOK!! - a deserted island with electricity and the latest gaming gear!!.. and so on.

[sausage]

Pretty much your usual 'what's the game you'd choose if you were shipwrecked etc blah blah faecal atoms what have you and so forth' thread.

Only one choice though. Any neckbeard who puts down a list is automatically from now on a official "smegma-taster".

My choice: Oblivion with mods

[twofivefour]

Gunstar Heroes. I would be happy playing Gunstar Heroes again and again.

[Lazlow]

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite.

Not my ultimate favourite, but alone on an island I could sure sink the time into it that's required.

[Spudzilla]

If there's a good internet connection, Left 4 Dead.

If not, Planescape: Torment.

[sausage]

Love that smegma eh spuddy??

[Barefooted Hobo]

Final Fantasy VII. I've finished that game countless times and still enjoy it. Or pokemon Blue/Red.

[sausage]

You two should compare smegma notes.

[Spudzilla]

Love that smegma eh spuddy??

You didn't say if there were an internet connection or not.

You should probably do that. It would be a good idea.

[sausage]

You didn't say if there were an internet connection or not.

You should probably do that. It would be a good idea.



Only one choice though.


Smegma denial; it's totally a real affliction.

[Spudzilla]

So is there an internet connection or not?

I need to decide.

[sausage]

No there isn't a internet connection jesus christ it's a desert island what do you think you would do first if there was a internet connection that's right you'd email for help thereby nullifying the whole thread purpose goddammit up the arse!!!

[FrozenSoul80]

Fallout 3. I still haven't seen and explored everything after 100 hours.

[Spudzilla]

No there isn't a internet connection jesus christ it's a desert island what do you think you would do first if there was a internet connection that's right you'd email for help thereby nullifying the whole thread purpose goddammit up the arse!!!

What kind of computer is this day and age doesn't have an internet connection?

[sausage]

Don't make me come over there.

[Thraxas]

If there is no internet connection how did you get all the Oblivion Mods?

I'd probably take Diablo 2.

[Spudzilla]

Now that I think about it, the last thing I would want to do on a desert island is play a video game I've played before. I would instead try and hunt for food and shelter and then dismantle the computer/consoles into its bare parts and try to make a simple radio or something that would be helpful in getting me off the island (that's not even considering what the source of the electricity is) so I can go home and enjoy new game titles instead of getting really really good at just one game and then eventually die from starvation, dehydration or exposure.

[sausage]

If there is no internet connection how did you get all the Oblivion Mods?


By smashing all the other survivors over the head with a hammer for asking stupid questions.

[Thraxas]

There were other survivors, I'd play with them instead ;)

[Silverwolf]

By smashing all the other survivors over the head with a hammer for asking stupid questions.

Then what happens to the one that makes stupid scenarios?

[Spudzilla]

Besides, I don't think I would put myself in a situation where I could be stranded on an uninhabited island.

[Quatters]

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite.

Not my ultimate favourite, but alone on an island I could sure sink the time into it that's required.

Good man.

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Final Fantasy VII. I've finished that game countless times and still enjoy it. Or pokemon Blue/Red.

Man you have a terrible taste in games. Or did you put one too many "I"s in there and meant FFVI?

[Stevorooni]

Gotta go with Oblivion, there was enough side quests (which I still haven't completed) and exploration in that game it would keep me occupied for a long time, then I could start a new character and do it all again but in a different order.

[AranchineD]

Rapelay

Because if I'm probably going to die on the island, may as well see what the fuss is about.

[Xanafalgue]

Ultimate Genesis Collection!

[Allick]

tetris

definately tetris

[jawsy]

Rock Band (with all my d/l content, of course). Now I have music covered as well.

[incompatible with life]

Lost in blue would be an amusing choice.

Otherwise I'd perhaps go with Warcraft 3 + DOTA. I suck at RTS and could hopefully at least build up my micromanagement skills if I'm stuck on an island.


Besides, I don't think I would put myself in a situation where I could be stranded on an uninhabited island.
Okay, a black ops team abducts you at 3am, bundles you up in a smelly sack and a few hours later you are dropped off at said island.

[grimace06]

Persona 3 or 4.

Probably 4.

[Jickle]

GTA IV. I won't miss my friends or family if I have Brucie's company.

[Surgeon.]

DCS BlackShark.

Would need to be a hardcore flight sim. Apparently the DCS manual is nearly 400 pages, so it would be something that would take an eternity to master, while still being rewarding.

Additionally, it's a deserted island. No-one to accuse me of being a geek while I'm playing! It's win-win. Not to mention I'd practically be able to fly a helicopter if there was ever a lost type scenario. Actually I don't really watch lost, I just remember seeing an episode where there was a chopper on the island or something . . . Lost was pretty lame . . . hmm, It would seem that I've gone off on a tangent.

[Mike-Towns]

Since i'd have a LOT of time on my hands, probably 'I Want To Be The Guy'.

[adam_91vn]

Gtaiv

[Ad-Rock]

Yeah something like Oblivion where I'd have time to explore everything and enjoy it.

[Spudzilla]

Okay, a black ops team abducts you at 3am, bundles you up in a smelly sack and a few hours later you are dropped off at said island.

I've got a big, strong gate in my driveway, so they wouldn't be able to get through.

[twofivefour]

Rock Band (with all my d/l content, of course). Now I have music covered as well.

I thought about that, but I'd be worried about the amount of sand that could get into the instruments.
But I guess that's a moot point.

Since i'd have a LOT of time on my hands, probably 'I Want To Be The Guy'.

Pep for yo- UYAC pep for you.

Rapelay

Because if I'm probably going to die on the island, may as well see what the fuss is about.

On that note, wouldn't a hentai dating sim work wonders? As you neared death, you could hallucinate that the sim was real and die happy in the knowledge that your hard work won you a relationship before you died.

[AranchineD]

On that note, wouldn't a hentai dating sim work wonders? As you neared death, you could hallucinate that the sim was real and die happy in the knowledge that your hard work won you a relationship before you died.

GANGURO GIRL!!! ^_^


Maybe I should just get a computer and the only website it can visit is the dating sims on Newground...

[jawsy]

I thought about that, but I'd be worried about the amount of sand that could get into the instruments.
But I guess that's a moot point.

Dude, there are better things you can put your brain to.

;)

[drzaius]

maybe a disgea game...
I've never played any because i haven't had time.

[incompatible with life]

I've got a big, strong gate in my driveway, so they wouldn't be able to get through.

Nothing a generous amount of explosive can't fix.

[Spudzilla]

No... no the guy I bought the gate from guaranteed that nothing would be getting through that gate, it's a very strong gate.