Nintendo Patents Inflatable Sex Toy, "Friend Choad" system for cyber-circle jerking

[aubergine]

I've put all the jokes in the thread title, but for real, Nintendo patents inflatable accessory. (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/nintendo-patents-inflatable-accessory)

[Vindik8or]

So Shiggy was inspired to Pikmin by gardening, best not to ask after the inspiration of this one?

[aubergine]

There's many reasons for his perpetual Shiggy-Smile.

[punkgorilla]

So I guess this makes Milo redundant already?

[AyatollaofRocknRolla]

lol @ Nintendo. Hopefully this is one patent that doesn't see the light of day.

The lifestyle ads for this would be horrific.

It's as if Nintendo are determined to kill any interest a core gamer might have in the Wii. Nintendo are screwed once the casual market finds another fad to jump on in a few years.

[punkgorilla]

Nintendo are screwed once the casual market finds another fad to jump on in a few years.

They would probably just release another console. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_DSi)

[Spudzilla]

I've put all the jokes in the thread title, but for real, Nintendo patents inflatable accessory. (http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/nintendo-patents-inflatable-accessory)

Oh, those were jokes...

[Fenrir]

I thought Sony had the e-wang patent already?

[aubergine]

Yeah sorry Spudzilla, you'll have to keep waiting for your virtual circle-jerk peripherals but you'll continue making do with what you've got.

I thought Sony had the e-wang patent already?

Is that the Rez vibrator?

[Watchers]

^ This pointless bickering ends now, or I'll smack you both with the mod-wang.

[aubergine]

MOD WANG - INFLATE!

(chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff)

ANY MINUTE NOW... BAM! YOU'LL COP IT

(chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff)

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE-

[Watchers]

We installed a compressed-air pump since you left, Aub.

[aubergine]

Always thinking two chuffs ahead...

[Fenrir]

Is that the Rez vibrator?
From a bit of Googling:
http://kotaku.com/179844/electrorheological-shock-sonys-new-game-controller

[Xanafalgue]

I've never fancied sitting on anything SOFT... :/

[aubergine]

Those are the first words of the "Life On LARZ" script.

[Zeph101]

My God, it's the 'Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 ride-able broom' all over again.

[JubeiSaotome]

Iwata is such a hypocrite. I mean, friend codes are in place to "protect his children from predators online". Then he goes an allows a product that will most likely fit with games of a sexual nature. GG IWATA GG.

[Lex]

Iwata is such a hypocrite. I mean, friend codes are in place to "protect his children from predators online". Then he goes an allows a product that will most likely fit with games of a sexual nature. GG IWATA GG.

...was that a joke? I can't tell.

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

It's a joke but it's funny because it's true.

[Stevorooni]

Let's pretend that this thing actually sees the light of day.

It will come packaged with a game that is sort of ok, designed specifically for the peripheral (Link's Horse Riding Challenge or something)

Then there'll be a few third party games that attempt to do the same thing but ultimately fail.

Then there will be silence.

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

MOD WANG - INFLATE!

(chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff)

ANY MINUTE NOW... BAM! YOU'LL COP IT

(chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff)

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE-

http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q321/fishfishmonkeyhat/My%20Gifs/Whoosh.gif

[aubergine]

Instructional video on the horrors of e-penis-pumping.

[Blue]

Let's pretend that this thing actually sees the light of day.

It will come packaged with a game that is sort of ok, designed specifically for the peripheral (Link's Horse Riding Challenge or something)

Then there'll be a few third party games that attempt to do the same thing but ultimately fail.

Then there will be silence.Exactly.

I see Let's Tap, basically, but replaced by, well, let's hump.

Gives a new meaning to the term 'waggle'.

[RunningMild]

When I saw the title I thought it was one of Aub's faux-news stories for shits 'n' giggles. Turns out it's real. Holy crap.

Also, what Blue said.