Where is Artemis?

[Super Mario]

?????

[Second]

He ran away when his personal details started getting posted on the internet. Excellent work.

[Super Mario]

Copypasta?

[Lazlow]

Last I heard he was heading to a Sydney meet, and then on the night he bailed and was never heard from again.

[Lex]

did anyone ever check out the site he wrote for? journalist my ass, writing ultra-basic tech reviews for idiots moarlike

[Lazlow]

You mean this one? (http://www.arnnet.com.au/author/132372229/matthew_sainsbury/articles)

EDIT:

http://www.themercury.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2009/08/16/dancer-story.jpg

So the short answer is; Hobart (http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/08/16/91481_tasmania-news.html)

[AranchineD]

Currently touring the US on a rap tour, with a large unkempt beard and wearing sunglasses, for the purposes of making a sort of mockumentary on the country.

[Araenel]

You mean this one? (http://www.arnnet.com.au/author/132372229/matthew_sainsbury/articles)

EDIT:

http://www.themercury.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2009/08/16/dancer-story.jpg

So the short answer is; Hobart (http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/08/16/91481_tasmania-news.html)

Those are some sweeeet pants.

[Vindik8or]

The comments on that dance article are classic!

[AranchineD]

This is my 'o' face.

[Lazlow]

What really blew my mind was the ad for Rae and Partners Lawyers

[Araenel]

What really blew my mind was the ad for Rae and Partners Lawyers

My secret shame!

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q321/fishfishmonkeyhat/My%20Photoshops/artswamp.jpg?t=1251346816

He's lying low until the heat blows over.

[immol8]

Got killed in the riots in Iran. RIP :'(

[Almighty Beanchild]

Got killed in the riots in Iran. RIP :'(

I think you mean Persia you racist.

[AranchineD]

Got killed in the riots in Iran. RIP :'(

I think you mean 'non-violent difference of opinion meeting' you communist.

[kirok]

I want to know where Wally is first?

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8247/694q.jpg (http://img137.imageshack.us/i/694q.jpg/)

[Stevorooni]

Maybe he used the hacking to rejoin under a new secret username

he could be any one of us

[FrozenSoul80]

I'm actually Artemis.

[AranchineD]

I'm actually Artemis.

I see, I've been wondering why your posting is so bad.





























>_>
<_<

[Second]

FrozenSoul80 is Arty.

[Second]

**** YOU, ARAN!i

[FrozenSoul80]

That was a lie. I'm really AranchineD.

[Second]

I'm Tonez.

[AranchineD]

That was a lie. I'm really AranchineD.

GET A JOB YOU VIRGIN, JESUS LOOK-A-LIKE BUM! l

[FrozenSoul80]

GET A JOB YOU VIRGIN, JESUS LOOK-A-LIKE BUM! l

If you we have switched places I could also say the same thing to you. OH GOD, WE ARE THE SAME! D:

[AranchineD]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/3057/yotsubafase1.gif

[Silverwolf]

Aran stop boosting your post count by posting with yourself.
Naughty.

[Xanafalgue]

How can ballroom dancers not be mincers?

[Watchers]

I have a suggestion to make the forums better.

Whenever Artemis is not posting, all the other users should be asking "Where's Artemis?"

[Jickle]

Stop changing the subject! Where is Uter?!

[Kotche]

You could say there's a little Uter in all of us

[Watchers]

In fact, you might say we just ate Artemis, and he's in our stomachs right now! Hahaha!

...wait. Scratch that last one.

[AranchineD]

Where's Artemis?

[Lazlow]

What is Artemis?

That's right I'm gettin' philosophical up in this bitch.

[AranchineD]

When is Artemis?


Now I'm just descending into absurdity.

[Fenrir]

Where's Artemis?
Based on...
Last I heard he was heading to a Sydney meet, and then on the night he bailed and was never heard from again.
...I'd say either his wife, or some other source of scrutiny, questioned his meet, and followed it up by exploring the Hyper archives of the time and staging an intervention; or...
In fact, you might say we just ate Artemis, and he's in our stomachs right now! Hahaha!

What is Artemis?

That's right I'm gettin' philosophical up in this bitch.
Did we lose Syt's thesis in the hacking?

[Lazlow]

Oh shit I forgot all about that!

That shit was awesome. Way better than Aubergine's two post saga.

[immol8]

I think you mean Persia you racist.

Sorry! I meant that the British government conspired to make him beat himself to death.

[Lazlow]

Sorry! I meant that the British government conspired to make him beat himself off to death.

Because you know she was holding out! http://www.uyac.com.au/forum/images/smilies/bizarro.gif

[Xanafalgue]

oh DEAR

[Sir_Psycho]

Maybe our "you're a piker" sms-burn was too hot to handle?

[AranchineD]

Where is Sir_Psycho?

[Stevorooni]

I've got a gut feeling Artemis is around here somewhere.
After all, isn't there a little Artemis in all of us?
In fact, you might even say we just ate Artemis and he's in our stomachs right now!



Wait...scratch that one.

[Lazlow]

Is Stevo havin' a laugh? >_>

[AranchineD]

I sure hope so!

[Azzaman]

Nah, there's pleanty of Artemis to go around!

[Watchers]

Oh, Stevo. Stevo, Stevo, Stevo....

[Sir_Psycho]

Where is Sir_Psycho?
I got a job.

But don't worry, guys. I got fired. Everything is back to normal.

[AranchineD]

Hooray!

[Fenrir]

I got a job.

But don't worry, guys. I got fired. Everything is back to normal.
BTW, if we ever get back to that Shadowrun game, I plan on revising (read: nerfing) my character a fair bit.

[Jickle]

The truth is unveiled! (http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/08/16/91481_tasmania-news.html)

Hey Matthew Sainsbury, come back, we miss you!
Posted by: Hyperactive of Internet 11:28am Thursday

Wife doesn't let me go on hyper anymore, sorry.
Posted by: Matthew Sainsbury of Sydney 11:57pm Tuesday

[HiredMan]

*whip-crack*


Hahahahahahahaha :D

Hyper: bastion of evil and infidelity :p

[Lazlow]

A WHIP CRACKA!

I told you all to get some big sticks.

[Azzaman]

Hyperactive of internet, lol.

I say drop "games online" and put "of Internet"

[Fenrir]

The truth is unveiled! (http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/08/16/91481_tasmania-news.html)

Hey Matthew Sainsbury, come back, we miss you!
Posted by: Hyperactive of Internet 11:28am Thursday

Wife doesn't let me go on hyper anymore, sorry.
Posted by: Matthew Sainsbury of Sydney 11:57pm Tuesday
I called it, bitchez. (http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=1107490&postcount=37) :cool:

[Stevorooni]

I wonder if his wife comes here to check if he's come back.

I saw we use that news story for all of our communication with Artemis.

[AranchineD]

I hope when Arty reveals his alt the forum mods allow us to have a party to celebrate :)

[Tukenstein]

I hope when Arty reveals his alt the forum mods allow us to have a party to celebrate :)

I'm rummaging through the petty-change jar as we type.

[AranchineD]

I found a blown up balloon on the side of the street, we have decorations!

[Stevorooni]

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and say that Artemis is disguised as Jawsy

[immol8]

I called it, bitchez. (http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/showpost.php?p=1107490&postcount=37) :cool:

I implied there was some sort of Iranian-style opression going on, so I was close.

[jawsy]

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and say that Artemis is disguised as Jawsy

If that's the impression I am giving I'm going back to being Unicorn Odyssey.

[twofivefour]

What is it with wives and hating on forums? Mine hated on Hyper.

Now we're separated.

>_>
<_<

[Ryan Hayward]

Guys, I have a confession to make....
I killed the elitist prick, it was a mercy killing.

[FrozenSoul80]

Artemis chose her over us. My heart is breaking </3

[Xanafalgue]

Wow, pussy whipped.

[banjoeskimo]

Wait, is that for real? His wife stopped him? F---ing hilarious.

[Araenel]

A thought: he still could have just posted here at work, which suggests she had an account to monitor him.

Who was she?! Commence wild speculation.

[Tonez]

She was Tonez

[AranchineD]

She was Tone-

Oh.

:(

[Fenrir]

A thought: he still could have just posted here at work, which suggests she had an account to monitor him.

Who was she?! Commence wild speculation.
She could just as easily have been Artemis/PrinceCaspian/whatever he had labelled his account last.

[kirok]

I'm getting married next year and I am not going anywhere, I'm serious for any doubter out there on this forum.

[Super Mario]

Good!

[Vindik8or]

I'm getting married next year and I am not going anywhere, I'm serious for any doubter out there on this forum.

http://kadeeswedding.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/runaway-bride.jpg

[TAT]

I'm getting married next year and I am not going anywhere, I'm serious for any doubter out there on this forum.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, seriously

[Lex]

I'm getting married next year and I am not going anywhere, I'm serious for any doubter out there on this forum.

oh **** me. that's just incredible.

[kirok]

oh **** me. that's just incredible.

Thank you very much best comment on the page I would pep you if we still had the pep system.

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

http://www.themercury.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2009/08/16/dancer-story.jpg


Coolest man on the internet


I'm talking about the asian

[Lordage]

More like "WHERE IS LORDAGE?!?!?!?!???one??!?!?!exclamationmark?!?!??? !?"

[Ryan Hayward]

Artemis sure has a very nice body.

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

More like "WHERE IS LORDAGE?!?!?!?!???one??!?!?!exclamationmark?!?!??? !?"

STFU and post pics of your sister

[Gilder]

Artemis sure has a very nice body.

It's just the high heels making his legs look better.

[faceless]

man i would ruin lordage's sister

[igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!]

I would take her out for a steak dinner, and never call her again!

[Lazlow]

I would make enquiries regarding her interest in a fish sandwich.

[Lordage]

STFU and post pics of your sister

I lol'd.

[Super Mario]

did anyone ever check out the site he wrote for? journalist my ass, writing ultra-basic tech reviews for idiots moarlike

http://www.arnnet.com.au/author/132372229/matthew_sainsbury/articles

He's still alive!

[Super Mario]

Also does anyone have the copypasta which Syt wrote about him?

One of the best posts I've seen.

[Fenrir]

STFU and post pics of your sister
Has this happened before?

[REQUIEM]

In my basement with Elvis.

[Thraxas]

Are they having cake for Elvis' birthday?

[buckstwits]

Don't be cruel

[SOX]

Any leads?

[FrozenSoul80]

I was hoping this thread was active again because there had been a sighting :(

[ChalkFacedGoon]

He's here with me, being a really flaming gay ghost, haunting the forum's distant past.