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Super Mario
04-09-2009, 05:02 PM
"Poor form"
"Can play though"
"Peanut"
"Just not cricket"

NOW YOU!
Grechy
04-09-2009, 05:20 PM
"They really need the next one" - Classic Robert Walls
sausage
04-09-2009, 05:22 PM
It'll be a better season next year going forward.

I have given up drinking and will look back at this event and learn going forward.

Get summa that intaya!

Stacks on the mill!

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal, gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal, goooley goooley goooley.

Sport was the winner.

Full credit to the other team.
Araenel
04-09-2009, 06:26 PM
Taking it one game at a time.

Can substitute game for week.
Jay
04-09-2009, 06:35 PM
The premiership quarter.
AranchineD
04-09-2009, 07:41 PM
Can substitute game for week.

Why I don't believe I've ever heard someone in sport say this. JOKES BRO

110%

110%

110%

110%
Lazlow
04-09-2009, 07:48 PM
"He's a true warrior"

"Its gonna be a war"

"World Class grappler"

"World Class striker"

"Explosive"

"Imposing his will"

"Swinging for the fences"
Cian
04-09-2009, 08:06 PM
At the end of the day.
Munky
04-09-2009, 09:15 PM
"They're looking more likely at the moment"
AranchineD
04-09-2009, 09:28 PM
If all goes well
Spudzilla
04-09-2009, 10:36 PM
"Good leg-speed!"

"They need to apply some scoreboard pressure!"

(2 or 3 times every week) "THAT'S GOAL OF THE YEAR!"

"Catches win matches"
Vindik8or
05-09-2009, 12:16 AM
Why I don't believe I've ever heard someone in sport say this. JOKES BRO

110%

110%

110%

110%

I remember one of my friends who was working as a pathologist received the samples of the Brisbane Lions from their team doctor. They were taken right after a game and she was completely shocked about the levels of different things going on in bloodwork, she compared it to people who are dying. So yes, it's a cliche, but in a lot of cases they really do give it 110%
AranchineD
05-09-2009, 10:26 AM
If their body can achieve it then it's not 110%
JubeiSaotome
05-09-2009, 10:44 AM
"Special"
buckstwits
05-09-2009, 10:54 AM
"You had better f---ing retire you f---ing weak c---"


this should become a cliche
Vindik8or
05-09-2009, 12:37 PM
If their body can achieve it then it's not 110%

It depends on what baseline is being used to describe 100% - it is not necessarilly an absolute measure.
enrique
05-09-2009, 01:12 PM
"For sure"
AranchineD
05-09-2009, 01:59 PM
It depends on what baseline is being used to describe 100% - it is not necessarilly an absolute measure.

Well one would assume when athletes say that they mean "110% of what my body can do", not "110% compared to what some blob dying in a ward somewhere can do".
proofreeder
06-09-2009, 12:00 AM
If a sportsperson is still alive after giving 110%, as far as I'm concerned they should be giving 120%.

Edit: Or more.
Lazlow
06-09-2009, 12:02 AM
Indeed, who the f*** does Polata-Nau think he is going off the field like that?!
TAT
06-09-2009, 05:47 AM
No pro wrestling references?!

"Slobberknocker"
"Vintage"
"Beaten like a government mule"
"Best pure striker"
"As God is my witness I swear he has been broken in half!"
"That man has a family!"
"Slap a porpoise!"
casual_pedestrian
06-09-2009, 07:18 AM
It was a game of two halves.
Afrogamer
06-09-2009, 08:36 AM
This isnt really cliche but my mates coach said this at their footy practise.

"Think of the ball as your girlfriends virginity, you gotta pass it around the team"
sausage
06-09-2009, 11:51 AM
Your mate's coach is a dreadful fool.




Unless it is over 40s social cricket; then it is entirely appropriate.
Jabbz
12-09-2009, 10:13 PM
Might have been said, but I really cannot stand "They are all playing out on their feet"
Vindik8or
12-09-2009, 10:29 PM
No pro wrestling references?!

Well it is sport cliches.
[m]averick
16-09-2009, 06:29 PM
No pro wrestling references?!

"Slobberknocker"
"Vintage"
"Beaten like a government mule"
"Best pure striker"
"As God is my witness I swear he has been broken in half!"
"That man has a family!"
"Slap a porpoise!"


I was going to post wrestling cliches earlier, but I didnt think they were relevant.

PS you forgot "Controlled Frenzy" Kofi "There's that controlled frenzy we mentioned earlier" Kingston.

Aaaand, RVD's educated feet.
Dukotoja
18-10-2009, 02:53 PM
im just taking it one week at a time
fishfishmonkeyhat
18-10-2009, 11:09 PM
4th post bro.

I'd like to thank Jesus.
Readman
18-10-2009, 11:33 PM
"We're pursuing a youth policy" - every shit AFL coach trying to cover up their tracks

"He'll learn from that" - Robert Walls

"What do you mean ASIC has banned me from serving as a director?" - most Carlton CEOs, eventually...
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21-10-2009, 08:37 PM
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Lazlow
21-10-2009, 08:41 PM
Our defenses appear to be failing.
Patdog
12-11-2009, 08:09 AM
Well, full credit to the boys, they gave it 110 percent and um took it one week at time and we stuck to our structures and won the contested ball and ah um us forwards got good delivery from the midfield and we were up and running early, running on top of the ground and ah um they're a quality opposition, we knew they were going to give a real hot go but full credit to the boy obviously. They gave it 110 percent. We'll have a good week on the track during week and back up for next week and see how we go.