chick from 10 things or chick from dexter. [Archive]

Mark

07-09-2009, 01:15 PM

Hey all,

if you had to hit it, which one would you choose?

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2008/hhm/031108_stiles_300x400.jpg

OR

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_O3F0fH5AGXQ/SKUSTwZTpsI/AAAAAAAADOo/yj2CBSwXJUo/s400/Quarantine_Jennifer+Carpenter_strapless.png

sausage

07-09-2009, 01:17 PM

Probably you for not doing a search. (http://www.hyper.com.au/forums/showthread.php?t=18882)

Mark

07-09-2009, 01:19 PM

sorry, maybe i should've made myself clearer - this wasn't an attempt at creating a general "would you hit it" thread..

it was a bit of an argument i was having with some friends. specifically about these 2 chicks - i'm curious to see the Hyper crew's responses...

sausage

07-09-2009, 01:23 PM

Oh, definitely the brunette then... the blond looks kinda retarded.

Azzaman

07-09-2009, 01:26 PM

Dexter all the way. Judging by the photo's you've used I'd say you agree.

texta

07-09-2009, 01:37 PM

Based on those pictures the Dexter girl, but in reality Julia Styles is much hotter.

Lazlow

07-09-2009, 01:38 PM

Julia Stiles has a face like a peach cobbler.

Mark

07-09-2009, 01:39 PM

really ? i tried to get pics of both looking their best (red carpet sort of thing)... i actually thought that was quite a flattering picture of julia stiles.. feel free to post a better one if you can..

Tonez

07-09-2009, 01:48 PM

First time in my life I'd like to say neither. I did a google image search of both and I think Stiles comes out on top. There are definitely much better pics of Stiles online then the one you have strategically chosen in order for us to vote for the Dexter chick.

In all but one of the pics I looked at, the Dexter chick was suffering from a condition I like to call man-jaw-itis.

sausage

07-09-2009, 01:49 PM

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.

Tonez

07-09-2009, 02:09 PM

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.

I do.

sausage

07-09-2009, 02:18 PM

After spending 23 hours 20 minutes a day with the same mantelpiece believe you me the fire is much more interesting.

Mark

07-09-2009, 02:23 PM

There are definitely much better pics of Stiles online then the one you have strategically chosen in order for us to vote for the Dexter chick.

haha.. quality post tonez..

let's make it clear that i think they're both very average.

with the pic selection - i didn't think it was fair to post glamour/magazine photoshoot shots of one, and a red carpet shot of the other. given i didn't see any sexy/slutty/FHM style shots of dexter's sister, i didn't think that was a fair comparison.

so i tried to keep them both on par in that sense, and that was the best one i saw of "red carpet" julia stiles when i conducted my (brief) search.

i also found out that Dexter is married to Jennifer ManJaw in real life.. dude must hate his cock..

Sweating Bullets

07-09-2009, 02:46 PM

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.

Frasier fan?

From those two pics - probably the chick from Dexter. But I do think that Julia Stines or whatever her name is generally looks a lot better than that picture

AranchineD

07-09-2009, 03:18 PM

Julia Stiles has a face like a peach cobbler.

Indeed.

Besides, it's totally hot when Jennifer Carpenter swears like a sailor on Dexter. :D

BB2K

07-09-2009, 05:46 PM

Besides, it's totally hot when Jennifer Carpenter swears like a sailor on Dexter. :D

It's hot when Jennifer Carpenter does anything on Dexter.

Vindik8or

07-09-2009, 06:11 PM

Double or nothing!

Super Mario

07-09-2009, 06:23 PM

I've always found Julia Stiles hot.

Shorty

07-09-2009, 06:35 PM

It's hot when Jennifer Carpenter does anything on Dexter.

This.

She was quite the scream queen in Quarantine, too.

Spudzilla

07-09-2009, 06:59 PM

I need to see nudes first

JubeiSaotome

07-09-2009, 07:07 PM

No option for neither.

Vindik8or

07-09-2009, 07:16 PM

Pretty sure we don't require Bronze to vote. You can be added to that rarified list if you like?

JubeiSaotome

07-09-2009, 07:38 PM

They both look like dudes I used to know. >_>

Sytadel

08-09-2009, 12:00 AM

Probably deb, but i'm one of those pathetic media-brainwashed guys who seems to prefer girls as unimaginably skinny as possible. Crass is also a huge turnon.

Admittedly I had a crush on Stiles back in high school, thanks to 10 things I hate about you.

Jickle

08-09-2009, 12:09 AM

Deb just irritates me too much. "Holy shit, Dex!"

Blue

08-09-2009, 01:10 AM

When did Meg White go blonde?

If you can't see that one of these women is clearly much hotter than the other, then your balls should be revoked.

Azzaman

08-09-2009, 06:33 AM

They both look like dudes I used to know. >_>

Your friends must be very attractive and sexy.

HiredMan

08-09-2009, 08:09 AM

I'm a big fan of both. Too hard :/

igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!

08-09-2009, 08:51 AM

I've always found Julia Stiles hot.

This, I justed watched the Bourne Ultimatum a few weeks back and fell in love with short dark hair Stiles

Mark

08-09-2009, 12:51 PM

you guys might be interested to know that another forum (perth street bikes) currently has results of :

Julia Stiles : 65
Jennifer Carpenter : 10

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/f22/whos-hotter-jennifer-carpenter-vs-julia-stiles-90250/

ridiculous.

Azzaman

08-09-2009, 01:01 PM

I bet if you included a "both" option that one would win.

Lazlow

08-09-2009, 01:12 PM

Stevorooni

08-09-2009, 01:24 PM

Julia Stiles

Although the other one is alright too

TrinityJayOne

08-09-2009, 06:10 PM

I'm a big fan of both. Too hard :/
Hey let's keep this G-rated!

Hernie

09-09-2009, 01:24 AM

http://i30.tinypic.com/2lvl9ux.gif

fearofthesky

09-09-2009, 01:49 AM

Hottest dude ever, dude.

Damn, I shoulda started a new thread for my Perth weathergirl showdown, instead of it being buried in the hit thread!

At least Shorty's Mexican weathergirl videos made it worthwhile...

TO THE MAX!

Lazlow

09-09-2009, 06:40 AM

http://i30.tinypic.com/2lvl9ux.gif

It forgot sharp knees.

Big Kev

09-09-2009, 06:48 AM

Julia Styles is better looking, but I'm dead sure the other one would go off harder in bed.

Zan

09-09-2009, 07:20 AM

Damn,

Would've voted differently if I saw the photo in the Perth street bikes thread. That's a terrible photo of Julia Styles.

igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!

10-09-2009, 12:18 AM

Lazlow

10-09-2009, 06:56 AM

In all fairness though, the biker Jerk thread relies on studio glamour shots of Stiles.

igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!

10-09-2009, 07:16 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IASrW045ZWE/R1luQPrLorI/AAAAAAAAB54/VhHwRq-bs6E/s400/dex-jencarp.jpg

sausage

10-09-2009, 07:54 AM

http://i30.tinypic.com/2lvl9ux.gif

Julia Styles is better looking, but I'm dead sure the other one would go off harder in bed.

Yar, I see what you did there.

igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!

10-09-2009, 10:01 AM

big Chyna vagina?

Mark

10-09-2009, 04:13 PM

In all fairness though, the biker Jerk thread relies on studio glamour shots of Stiles.

xactly

something i tried to avoid.

half the pigs you see on the street would probably scrub up alright in airbrushed glamor photos.

red carpet is at least natural/non airbrushed with the girls trying to dress up and look their best..

Second

10-09-2009, 05:21 PM

Julia Stiles any day of the week, baby. Terrible picture choice, btw.

igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!

10-09-2009, 11:46 PM

I cannot believe the majority of you prefer this

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IASrW045ZWE/R1luQPrLorI/AAAAAAAAB54/VhHwRq-bs6E/s400/dex-jencarp.jpg

to this

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/T/q/P/thebourneultimatumpic5.jpg

AranchineD

11-09-2009, 06:35 AM

Usually when you say that you post a good picture if the one you like.

Big Kev

11-09-2009, 11:38 AM

What if the bad picture of the one you like is better than the good picture of the one you don't?

AranchineD

11-09-2009, 11:41 AM

Then you loco, you go to jail, bad boy

RunningMild

11-09-2009, 11:50 AM

Lazlow

11-09-2009, 11:55 AM

A more compelling case would be if the image is not a photoshopped glamour shot, as has been mentioned plenty before.

RunningMild

11-09-2009, 12:28 PM

A more compelling case would be if the image is not a photoshopped glamour shot, as has been mentioned plenty before.

My apologies, I just read through the whole thread and realised that.

Still, that 'glamour shot' is how she always looks in her films and everything else. I'd argue it's a more accurate representation of what she really looks like.

Sure, you can say 'anyone looks good in a glamour shot', but you can also say 'anyone looks bad in a bad photo', which the original Stiles photo clearly is.

In all fairness though, the biker Jerk thread relies on studio glamour shots of Stiles.

The very first pic posted in that thread is a glamour shot of Jennifer. :p

http://i30.tinypic.com/2lvl9ux.gif

If you (or whoever created the GIF) ever left your basement and actually interacted with other human beings, you'd realise that ALL GIRLS HAVE HAIRY ARMS. :rolleyes:

Next you'll say she's a dude because she has pubes or something.

Lazlow

11-09-2009, 12:33 PM

The very first pic posted in that thread is a glamour shot of Jennifer

True, but not all. Unlike, the case they make for Stiles.

igotnewsuper8systemWRONG!

11-09-2009, 02:04 PM

I'm buying a motorbike and moving to Perth, **** videogames

Xanafalgue

12-09-2009, 10:13 AM

I've always thought Julia Stiles looks like a Ukranian orphan.

Jickle

18-10-2010, 10:01 PM

So I have to dig this thread back up, just because Julia Stiles is on Dexter now. Did somebody at Showtime read this thread?

Stevorooni

18-10-2010, 11:25 PM

Did somebody at Showtime read this thread?

There's only one way to find out

I think that Dexter should moonwalk. Everywhere. All the time. It can be a new character quirk.

Now we play the waiting game

Spazzola

19-10-2010, 08:54 AM

Only if some chick Hammer Slides everywhere. (http://www.xkcd.com/108/)

Btw, I noticed that this thread actually had a poll with over 10 votes.

NiB

19-10-2010, 10:32 AM

There's only one way to find out

I think that Dexter should moonwalk. Everywhere. All the time. It can be a new character quirk.

Now we play the waiting game

I just watched gamer last night where his character does that weird jazz/thriller dance with the death row inmates.

Dexter needs more jazz dancing