Texts for Toilets

[sheeps]

Hallo!

I've made a small tumblog - as it's all the craze at the moment - called Texts for Toilets.

The idea came to me as I was reading my book on my throne and as is oft the case found myself ready to leave mid page. I thought it'd be a good idea to have short stories pasted up on your toilet walls or whatever that have an end that can be easily reached before you finish your business.

So if there are any budding authors out there feel free to hit up the site and submit your stories. I've said a 500 word max as I think that's appropriate. Be sure to attach your name if you want credit or leave it sans alias if you want to remain anonymous.

They all get approved by me and my crew of approvers before hitting the site so plain crap (pun) wont make it on to the site.

Here's the link! http://textsfortoilets.tumblr.com/

Thanks!

[Vindik8or]

Clearly - clearly - you just stay in there until you're done reading, not until you're done pooing.

[sheeps]

Indians read lots of books.

[jawsy]

Clearly - clearly - you just stay in there until you're done reading, not until you're done pooing.

Agreed. I have been known to head into the Reading Room and not even need to remove my pants.

[AranchineD]

I'm a shameless new gen tosser and I play DS on the toilet instead, what services are there for me?

[sheeps]

tekkenfortoilets

[Second]

I've been known to head in to the toilet for a shit and not come out for a good hour.

[Jay]

I've been known to head in to the toilet for a shit and not come out for a good hour.

And a good hour I'm sure it is. A very good hour. :)

[StorminNorman]

"I'm on Genesis dammit, you tell them to call back after the Creation!"

[TAT]

15 minimum reading time for me, regardless of how long I'm defecating.

[Vindik8or]

Agreed. I have been known to head into the Reading Room and not even need to remove my pants.

Though there's a lot to be said for the benefits that odours of one's own bum musk have upon the reading process. Something Pavlovian, I'm sure.

[Ad-Rock]

I'm a shameless new gen tosser and I play DS on the toilet instead, what services are there for me?

I dropped my stylus in the toilet yesterday :(

[sausage]

You know when you've had a good shit when you have to wipe your back.

[AranchineD]

I dropped my stylus in the toilet yesterday :(

When I was 14 I dropped my whole Gameboy Colour in, thankfully just after I had flushed. Still lost all my Pokemon Silver data though. :(