View Full Version : "Darth Vader is a Nerd"
St@ckboy
07-10-2009, 12:38 PM
So, last night I cooked my housemates dinner. Afterwards we wanted to watch a movie, my friend Jon was around as well. When he suggested something Sci-Fi’ey, I jumped at the chance to watch Star Wars. My housemate Max said he had only watched 1 star wars movie ever. We were taken back at this, a man of 28 only ever watching 1 Star Wars movie. He said he had only seen Episode 1, the first of the latest movies. This alarmed us even more, being nerds that worshipped The Force.
Then he said something that is pretty much the funniest thing I have heard in a long long time. “Darth Vader is a bit of a nerd, with those glasses and being so short”. What? He then explained when the helmet came off Darth Vader, he looked nerdy and was bespectacled. It turns out MAX HAD WATCHED SPACE BALLS AND THOUGHT IT WAS STAR WARS.
Azzaman
07-10-2009, 12:54 PM
ummmm.....
WOOO?
Stevorooni
07-10-2009, 01:29 PM
That's pretty hilarious.
sausage
07-10-2009, 01:34 PM
I find Max's lack of knowledge disturbing.
HiredMan
07-10-2009, 01:39 PM
So I see St@ckboy, your Schwartz is as big as mine!
Queenie
07-10-2009, 01:41 PM
"I see your schwarz is as big as mine."
edit: DAMN YOU HIREDMAN!
At least he didn't suffer through Episode 1.
Stevorooni
07-10-2009, 01:51 PM
or Episode 2: The Search for More Money
HiredMan
07-10-2009, 02:24 PM
Steve, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
Pauly
07-10-2009, 02:29 PM
Comb the desert!
or Episode 3: I'm really just not trying any more
FrozenSoul80
07-10-2009, 02:35 PM
We're being jammed.
Stevorooni
07-10-2009, 02:39 PM
Steve, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
Who are you?
You're an asshole, that's your name, Major Asshole!
How many assholes do we have on this forum, anyway?
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Keep posting, assholes!
Jickle
07-10-2009, 03:00 PM
These aren't the jokes I'm looking for.
Stevorooni
07-10-2009, 03:13 PM
No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
AranchineD
07-10-2009, 03:17 PM
or Episode 3: I'm really just not trying any more
Hey, come on, it had that one pretty good fight scene.
That ended stupidly.
FrozenSoul80
07-10-2009, 03:19 PM
She's going from suck to blow!
Stevorooni
07-10-2009, 03:27 PM
I bet she gives great helmet
HiredMan
07-10-2009, 03:35 PM
We ain't found shit!
buckstwits
07-10-2009, 04:14 PM
Preparing to fast-forward
Halt, Hammerzeit
07-10-2009, 04:58 PM
Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!
On a sadder note, PIzza the Hut, famed half man, half pizza was found dead earlier today in the back of his streched limo. Evidently the the notorious gangster got locked in his car and ate himself to death!
Helmet: What's this? When does this happen in the movies!
Saunders: This is now, sir. Everything that's happening now is happening now?
Helmet: What happened to then?
Saunders: We passed it.
Helmet: When?
Saunders: Now. We're at now
Helmet: Go back to then
Saunders: When?
Helmet: Now!
Saunders: Now?
Helmet: Now!
Saunders: I can't.
Helmet: Why?
Saunders: You missed it.
Helmet: When?
Saunders: Just now.
Helmet: *pause* When will then be now?
Saunders: Soon.
Queenie
07-10-2009, 05:03 PM
It's not just a spaceship. It's a transformer!
Awwwh all these Spaceballs quotes make me want to watch it now. LMAO about the housemate who hasn't watched Star Wars. My sister not a nerd and even she has watched them.
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Halt, Hammerzeit
07-10-2009, 05:30 PM
How about "That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!"
Araenel
07-10-2009, 06:19 PM
I found Space Balls intolerably boring. I couldn't even watch past 15 or so minutes of it.
FrozenSoul80
07-10-2009, 06:28 PM
I couldn't even watch past 15 or so minutes of it.
That's because the first 15 minutes is just a spaceship flying. I usually skip that bit >_>
St@ckboy
07-10-2009, 10:53 PM
Alright!! I started a Spaceballs quoting thread!!
Lazlow
07-10-2009, 11:05 PM
I've never seen Spaceballs.
A jew? 'ere?
Halt, Hammerzeit
08-10-2009, 12:09 AM
I've never seen Spaceballs.
A jew? 'ere?
Oh Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! Grown a nice set of jugs, though.
Lazlow
08-10-2009, 12:16 AM
boobs, not jugs. boobs.
Halt, Hammerzeit
08-10-2009, 12:20 AM
boobs, not jugs. boobs.
Dammit! You've seen through me. I've only ever seen highlight reels of Men In Tights*. How about:
Blinkin! What are you doing?
Guessing? I guess there's no one coming?
*not a true statement
Lazlow
08-10-2009, 01:36 AM
Did you say "Abe Lincoln"?
Big Kev
08-10-2009, 08:15 AM
I felt a great disturbance in the forum. As if millions of people posted, and then were silenced instantly.
Halt, Hammerzeit
08-10-2009, 08:45 AM
A Black sherrif?
Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles!
Araenel
08-10-2009, 10:24 AM
Robin Hood Men in Tights, now that's a movie I can get behind!
AranchineD
08-10-2009, 10:27 AM
*dolphin sounds*
buckstwits
08-10-2009, 10:43 AM
king illegal forest to pig wild kill in it is!
Stevorooni
08-10-2009, 10:59 AM
Walk this way
* flicks head back and prances away *
Halt, Hammerzeit
08-10-2009, 11:43 AM
I was angry at you before Loxley, but now I'm really pissed off!
If I was that close to a horse's penis I'd be more worried about being pissed on!
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