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JimmyKane
22-11-2009, 01:57 PM
I cbf being creative.

Give me some ideas!

Second
22-11-2009, 02:17 PM
The Beatles.

Space_Monkey
22-11-2009, 02:22 PM
Ab Original. >_>

FrozenSoul80
22-11-2009, 02:27 PM
Jickle and the Wheezy Teets.

Newton.

Do it, Fenrir.

My Mum Helped Me Name My Band.

All excellent ideas.

AranchineD
22-11-2009, 02:35 PM
Christopher Tyrone's Cerebellum Emporium
Supar Merio Cousins

Lazlow
22-11-2009, 02:48 PM
Citizen Kang

FX-GTZ
22-11-2009, 02:58 PM
Shettelavoran.
TubAulaCuba
ZiggaPZPlurol
Scrialle's

I dont know whatever you think sound's appropriate.

Lazlow
22-11-2009, 03:02 PM
Fly vs Fly

Hell Toupée

Night of the Dolphin

I've Grown a Costume on Your Face

FrozenSoul80
22-11-2009, 03:06 PM
Tub Girl vs the Young Goats.

lex3191
22-11-2009, 03:28 PM
The incident with the Anus.
The Howling Waves.
The Trouble With You is...
The Scaffolds of Indignation
Large Intestine.
Sleepy B and the 123's.
The Plane, The Plane...

or some such

Second
22-11-2009, 03:45 PM
Partito Del Limone.

Cerebral
22-11-2009, 03:55 PM
The Gay Dads.

Afrogamer
22-11-2009, 03:56 PM
Chocolate is our religion :D

Spudzilla
22-11-2009, 04:04 PM
Fetid Waste

Patdog
22-11-2009, 04:11 PM
The Rancid Bile Explosion 4
The Nazi Scouts Blondie Cover Band
The Dice Throwing Vagrants
Reprehensible Private Acts
Dangerous Man; Dead Family
Peter Ted and the ****ing ****s
Blasphemous Barry Bishop and the Christ Punchers

Spudzilla
22-11-2009, 04:23 PM
**** Shredding Lawnmower

dinopoke
22-11-2009, 05:13 PM
F*ggot Munchers

Slippery
22-11-2009, 05:16 PM
"Dinopoke I'm Surprised At You"

dinopoke
22-11-2009, 05:20 PM
Sorry, it's just that I've always had this childhood dream of seeing a band named F*ggot Munchers and I'm hoping this might be fulfilled through JimmyKane.

JimmyKane
22-11-2009, 05:46 PM
I'm thinking more The Cock Punchers. Maybe Urethral Fisting.

Might not go down to well in a town whose slogan is "Baby Boomers paradise"

More.

Slippery
22-11-2009, 05:55 PM
Sorry, it's just that I've always had this childhood dream of seeing a band named F*ggot Munchers and I'm hoping this might be fulfilled through JimmyKane.

No that was my suggestion

JimmyKane
22-11-2009, 06:01 PM
I think he didn't take it seriously because it was such a shit suggestion (1)

AranchineD
22-11-2009, 06:48 PM
Idealised Chink Thumpers

Allick
22-11-2009, 06:57 PM
The Shit Biscuits
Smiling Politely
The ****ing ****heads who **** ****ing *******

Stevorooni
22-11-2009, 07:05 PM
The Electric Shoes

JimmyKane
22-11-2009, 07:15 PM
Band name generating websites are pretty rad. Enter a word and they put it in with some other shit.

e.g.



Beinke Below Crack
Slave Beinke
Beinke Honda
Beinke Defect
Stumpy Beinke
Beinke Zappa
Beinke Of Knuckle
Beinke Bulb
Beinke Of The Crude
Respect Of The Beinke Flaw

JimmyKane
22-11-2009, 07:18 PM
Past Cocks
First Class Cocks
Crucial Of The Positive
Cocks Colon
Cocks Museum
Cocks Fission
Finding Cocks And The Disguise
Cocks Shamrock
Cocks Of The Article
Wagon Of Cocks

Entertaining

buckstwits
22-11-2009, 08:18 PM
Jimmy And The Smits

ChalkFacedGoon
22-11-2009, 08:22 PM
I cbf being creative.

What are you doing in a band, then?

Second
22-11-2009, 08:27 PM
He's the bass player.

Vindik8or
22-11-2009, 08:28 PM
Prostate Fever.

Lazlow
22-11-2009, 08:29 PM
Vindicating Dick Eaters

VanAce
22-11-2009, 08:41 PM
Dick Snap

AranchineD
22-11-2009, 08:51 PM
VanArse

VanAce
22-11-2009, 08:56 PM
VanArse

Never heard that one

Jay
22-11-2009, 08:57 PM
Miss Teen USA.

AranchineD
22-11-2009, 09:03 PM
Gay


Man, your name really isn't the best for creating inspired parodies, but I work with what I have.

JimmyKane
22-11-2009, 09:09 PM
AranchineGay

shit

What are you doing in a band, then?

We're a *insert shitty genre of your choice here* band.

AranchineD
22-11-2009, 09:18 PM
The Chronicles Of Saxon Incarnate

JimmyKane
22-11-2009, 09:21 PM
ftr the other probable member of the band liked The Incident With The Anus.

Allick
22-11-2009, 09:28 PM
My friend was gonna call his band The Frisbee Desperados which is pretty awesome. FTR his band ended up being called Shirtless For Milk.

/backslash
22-11-2009, 09:58 PM
The Electric Shoes

I've got a better name, Shoes with Zippers :p

Pauly
22-11-2009, 09:58 PM
Free Beer

Looks good on a gig poster!

Patdog
22-11-2009, 10:05 PM
The Shit Biscuits
Smiling Politely
The ****ing ****heads who **** ****ing *******
I was in a band called Smiling Politely once.

Jickle
23-11-2009, 12:34 AM
I've decided that if I'm ever in a band (which is incredibly unlikely, because I have literally no musical talent or ambition), I'm calling it Penskephile. Seinfeld fans will know why, maybe.

Dunkurtin
23-11-2009, 12:37 AM
I like Park Bench.

Lazlow
23-11-2009, 12:37 AM
I sure hope Jickle's band features an accordian.

fearofthesky
23-11-2009, 01:06 AM
The Angry Loners

Captain Bringdown

AranchineD
23-11-2009, 08:53 AM
Whiskey In The Antarctic

Ad-Rock
23-11-2009, 09:40 AM
Worse than Cancer

EDIT: With the horoscope symbol on the cover, to act as a safety smile.

EDIT 2: The Rockspiders has a nice ring to it.

Stevorooni
23-11-2009, 10:58 AM
I can't believe that no one has picked up on my 'The Electric Shoes' reference.

Pep for whoever does!

JimmyKane
23-11-2009, 11:03 AM
I'm seriously considering Cocks Museum.

Lex
23-11-2009, 12:40 PM
Humourous Name and the No Talents.

Second
23-11-2009, 12:45 PM
Lex Snappington and the Billy Faringtons.

buckstwits
23-11-2009, 12:51 PM
The Obvious Trolls

Jickle
23-11-2009, 12:51 PM
Compuglobalhypermegaband.

Stevorooni
23-11-2009, 01:09 PM
Handsome JimmyKane and the Funky Bunch

Lex
23-11-2009, 02:51 PM
Lex Snappington and the Billy Faringtons.

That's not funny, man :(

The Shitty Beatles. Do it.

REQUIEM
23-11-2009, 08:24 PM
" Nepped "

lex3191
23-11-2009, 09:41 PM
JK and his inflated sense of self worth.
Jimmy K and the Boner Brigade
Foetus Boy and his Unbilical Attachment
Penis and Vagina
Ninja Vs Pirates
You Got Red On You
Sex Machine
Post Natal Oppression
Suffering Succatash and the Leaping Lizards
Big Cock Hands
Vaginal Blood Fart.

Second
23-11-2009, 09:47 PM
South Australian Censorship.

Daniel
23-11-2009, 11:05 PM
Sex Nuts and Retard Strong
Macho Trouser Lumber

Watchers
23-11-2009, 11:27 PM
Handsome JimmyKane Plus Three.

concrete donkey
24-11-2009, 08:07 AM
Blank Canvas. there you go, so now ive named your band, do i get a commission?

JimmyKane
24-11-2009, 12:43 PM
Classic concrete donkey

Second
24-11-2009, 12:58 PM
Him First and the Give it Give its.