Imagine if...

[sausage]

An alien race lands on earth and the name of their race is pronounced "anus". Would they be taken seriously? How long would it be before their alien pride gets bent out of shape from all the arse jokes that they smote our planet twaineth?

[sausage]

And they had lisps.

[sausage]

obama meets anus



****in capslock bullshit, it's meant to be a headline.

[Stevorooni]

I don't think the aliens themselves would have a problem with it as they destroy us, but humans wouldn't believe any newscast that says "We are now under attack by The Anus"

[Vindik8or]

I, for one, welcome our rectal overlords.

[Watchers]

I approve of this thread.

[AranchineD]

Once some clever soul comes up with the slogan "GO BACK TO URANUS" it'll pretty much over for the aliens.

[Sweating Bullets]

http://ui09.gamespot.com/264/lolcatfunnypicturemoderator1_2.jpg

[SOX]

As if an alien race would have evolved the same way as us to be able to effectively communicate to us their name in a way we could understand.

[JimmyKane]

If they had lisps they would be Anuth...

[sausage]

No, that word would be the only one they can not-lisp through. God, do I have to spell it out JESUS!

[JimmyKane]

Anuth Alienth

They come in peathe

[sausage]

shutup shutup you're ruining everything.

[JimmyKane]

You brought this upon yourself.

[SOX]

I'm having a hard time visually this, can you mock up what they would look like in paint sausage?

[JimmyKane]

http://www.southparkstuff.com/content/images/epiguid/season5/episode510.jpg

[fleshtea]

The first thread ever in which JimmyKane is glorious in victory.

[sausage]

I'm having a hard time visually this, can you mock up what they would look like in paint sausage?


A real quickie, sorry if it looks amateurish.





http://arizona.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/brainbug.jpg

[Fenrir]

^Always figured that thing symbolized nerd gynophobia.

As if an alien race would have evolved the same way as us to be able to effectively communicate to us their name in a way we could understand.
It happens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convergent_evolution).

I figure there's practically zero chance that the beings would converge on similar morals, emotions, art etc, so the only reason they'd show any interest in us would be to conduct experiments like anal probes, or maybe harvest resources or something.

[sausage]

Or to promote some sick, interplanetary reality show starring those stupid humans.

[texta]

As long as they didn't say sex instead of six they'd be okay.

[Patdog]

twood be funny if they had New Zealand accents

[sausage]

If they had aussie accents they wouldn't have even bothered firing up the warp engines and just stayed in bed.

[proofreeder]

An alien race lands on earth and the name of their race is pronounced "anus". Would they be taken seriously? How long would it be before their alien pride gets bent out of shape from all the arse jokes that they smote our planet twaineth?

So...

As JimmyKane so astutely pointed out:

An alien race self-titled "Anuth", wants to smote our planet in twaineth?

I feel a song coming on...

[Big Kev]

The god botherers would try to convert them.

And totally sidestep around the "made in his image" preach, when questioned.

[AranchineD]

The god botherers would try to convert them.

And totally sidestep around the "made in his image" preach, when questioned.

But you don't understand Kev

God made aliens too!


Unless the aliens turn out to kill us all, then the Devil made them.

[buckstwits]

But God made the Devil...

[Big Kev]

Are you suggesting the devil is an ALIEN????

[JimmyKane]

Let's get back on topic guys.

ANUTH

[AranchineD]

If God appeared to humans on Earth, and revealed that his name was actually Anus, would He be taken seriously? How long would it be before His divine pride gets bent out of shape from all the arse jokes that He smote our planet twaineth?

[Sir_Psycho]

Imagine if everyone in thith thread edited their pothth to read with a lithp. GO!

[AranchineD]

Well, okay, for you my friend, but I don't really know what it would contribute to the thread.



...well, I figure, that didn't work out too well, did it?

[AranchineD]

penith

[sausage]

Clitorith.

[Big Kev]

G thpot.

[Sir_Psycho]

Now we're getting further and further away from thith forumth area of experteethe.

[BB2K]

Tho thethe anuth anlienth, would they athually thhit out of thier mouths or what?

[fleshtea]

Recreathional copulathion via alienth mouthth? Or perhapth you're thuggethting they potheth twithe the organth for thuch activitieth.

[JimmyKane]

The above deleted potht is meant to thay "pointlethth"

[fleshtea]

Now we're getting further and further away from thith forumth area of experteethe.

You thuggethting that gamerth don't thuctheed in pulling much puthy?

[Sir_Psycho]

I'm jutht thaying they don't have the eckthperience to hit all the right buttonth, if you know what I mean.

[fleshtea]

That'd be your ironic idea of the month, I know you do very well with the whymen. And any female gamenerd will know that topic pretty thoroughly too.

Oh, and gaming would have make you pretty good with a button.

(Poorly written due to avoiding impediment)

[banjoeskimo]

They'd be taken seriously, but it would take time. How much time? However long it took people to stop making Wii jokes.

[Big Kev]

Back on topic THANKTH GUYTH!

[AranchineD]

They'd be taken seriously, but it would take time. How much time? However long it took people to stop making Wii jokes.

My dad made a Wii joke last week.

Humanity is screwed.

[fleshtea]

My boss made a Wii joke last week. She was definitely trying to be hip. ^_^