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sausage
02-12-2009, 07:40 AM
Well, it looks like he pounced twice for the double bogey. (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/second-woman-claims-she-has-sex-with-golfer-tiger-woods/story-e6frewz0-1225805982993)

Very messy indeed; everyone seems to have their claws in Tiger but being the media that's just par for the course. Now, I don't want to bag him or anything but if he wants to join that club he needs to address his secretive shortcomings.

What's your stance on this?
AranchineD
02-12-2009, 10:42 AM
Look, I just think of Tiger wants to be a player and stick his wood into many women that's his own business. I mean, it's not like he's gone out of bounds in any other area of his life.
Lazlow
02-12-2009, 11:13 AM
It's a shame the tabloid media have giving him some rough treatment, trying pin anything they can on him and he's had to bunker down and putter about around home.

I only hope he didn't lie to his wife and they can iron things out.
Lex
02-12-2009, 11:55 AM
Golf pun.
fleshtea
02-12-2009, 12:19 PM
Has anyone noticed some of these posts contain golfing terms?
AranchineD
02-12-2009, 12:23 PM
Has anyone noticed some of these posts contain golfing terms?

Really? I didn't noticed it myself. Maybe sausage was just trying to create a unique hook for the thread. I mean, Off Topic really is standing on broken down doglegs so any variety is good.
sausage
02-12-2009, 12:41 PM
This could be Tiger's albatross around his neck for years to come.
Afrogamer
02-12-2009, 12:53 PM
Tiger sure knows how to work his shuttlecock....wait what sport are we talking about :D
grimace06
02-12-2009, 03:31 PM
You're all mulligans.
Campdog
02-12-2009, 03:38 PM
It's a shame the tabloid media have giving him some rough treatment, trying pin anything they can on him and he's had to bunker down and putter about around home.


He probably wouldn't be at home if it wasn't for that obstruction that got in his way.
Super Mario
02-12-2009, 08:54 PM
What are the odds that the women he ****ed were black?
JimmyKane
02-12-2009, 09:15 PM
Subpar Meriu
sausage
03-12-2009, 05:03 AM
Being black is not a handicap.
Super Mario
03-12-2009, 12:16 PM
Sounds like he's hitting too many birdies.

(h)
Super Mario
09-12-2009, 01:48 PM
What a swinger!
sausage
09-12-2009, 02:32 PM
He's on the tenth as we speak and in the rough off the fairway to the 11th hole.
fishfishmonkeyhat
15-12-2009, 08:21 PM
Tiger Woods.
AranchineD
15-12-2009, 08:30 PM
CHRISTMAS EDITION SPECIAL

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stopped at three ho's.
Lazlow
15-12-2009, 08:37 PM
About 3rd time this week I've seen that joke -_-
AranchineD
15-12-2009, 08:40 PM
Was going to go with "Santa isn't a n*****" but the stars only give that half the effect on this forum.
sausage
16-12-2009, 05:26 AM
Haha first time I've ceen it. Laz is just more "experienced" than I.
[m]averick
09-04-2010, 07:54 AM
Tiger just hit a sixty-eight, first sub-seventy in a first round at Augusta in his career. Guy is an absolute machine.

On the first tee he hit a 280m shot right up the middle. I have no idea how he managed to do that. Any other mortal wouldve just collapsed at the knees at the intense pressure.
Lazlow
09-04-2010, 08:11 AM
Releasing his pent up sexual energy, now that Tiger's wood has been tamed. :p
Ad-Rock
09-04-2010, 10:09 AM
Tiger is an animal on course for another major win in his golfing career